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10 Bizarre Turn-Ons

Posted By: Chris D. on 10.28.10

Like most heavy Internet users I have seen about every type of nudie pic out there. I have never really been into 2D naked bodies. That was until the wonders of the Interweb opened my eyes. Be warned, the following pictures might just blow your mind!

1. Ghosts

Even the afterlife has some after hours fun. Ethereal yes, boring no. Who knew that poltergeists could be so randy?

2. The Amish

Basically this is fetish is geared towards the Amish. It consists of women flipping light switches, or just driving cars.

3. The Dutch

You would think this would be hotter than it is, as the Dutch seem to be a free-wheeling people. It is just hours and hours of women walking around in cloggs. There are a few scenes with windmills as well.

4. Wood

This is exactly what it sounds like. Just different cuts and grains of wood. One would think that wood fetishes, and Dutch fetishes would cross over at some point.

5. Leprechauns

This is just the little green guys dancing around and doing a jig.

6. Robots

Seeing as robots don't even wear clothes, this is mostly the word ìohh babyî in Steven Hawkingís voice.

7. Magic

Basically this is a magic show, no one is naked, just scantly clad. Some tricks happen then someone disappears and it over.

8. Unicorns

Even though I am making these types of fetishes up, I have no doubt that unicorn fetishes exists... for many reasons, I don't want to see it.

9. Golf

As boring as the game is to watch, you would think that a golf fetish would be a little more fun. Not so much. Its basically a bunch of old guys wearing plaid telling dirty jokes.

10. Elves

This is not Lord of the Rings elves, this is full on Keebler elves. This angered me the most, not because of what they were doing but because they ruined Chips Ahoy for me.

What other types of turn-ons are out there?

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Tags: amish, dutch, elf, ghost, golf, leprechaun, magic, porn, robot, types, unicorn, wood

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KiaKat

10 weeks ago

.....Unicorns Oh how I loved them.....Now I might suffer 2-3 weeks of nightmares......O_o....wtf.

brodythe coolguy

10 weeks ago

WHAT THE F@#$ IS WRONG WITH SMOSH

TMNTurtle22

15 weeks ago

Im always turned on by ghost....Mostly girl ghosts.

....What the Firetruck is my prob?

lennard.v

20 weeks ago

3rd 's not true! I'm from the Netherlands and we're not walking on cloggs anymore! (except for my dad..) We just have normal shoes.. Grr.. stupid American people..

NekoRawr

34 weeks ago

Omg.... Creepy Unicorn is Creepy Q~Q

darkbel5

59 weeks ago

Hey, I like the Dutch shoes! what's wrong with it? xD

darkbel5

59 weeks ago

Hey, I like the Dutch shoes! what's wrong with it? xD

that random dude

60 weeks ago

golf stryotype i wear skinny jeans while playing golf

EmoShmoul

69 weeks ago

What? How dare you insult vorephiles! The nerve! Ya, I'm pretty weird.

PKPyroWolf

70 weeks ago

Atleast vore isn't on here.

slevin251

77 weeks ago

i like the golf fetish, the weirdis one i know is bodly organ fetish

Roowtje_=D

81 weeks ago

I am Dutch...But I would rather die then wear these ugly shoes..or cloggs..or whatever they called...
But I laughed about the idea XD

Steeen

81 weeks ago

I never wear cloggs...

Awesomeforever

81 weeks ago

now just saying that is one sexy unicorn

Rene92

81 weeks ago

Well if Kendra played golf I'm pretty sure I'd get turned on

iloveeggi

81 weeks ago

that unicorn was nasty

jersey09

81 weeks ago

Police hate elves?

smosher900

81 weeks ago

REAL! UNICORNS?

MiaInWonderland

81 weeks ago

Unicorns?! WTF!

JobBos

81 weeks ago

I notice there are a lot of Dutch people always commenting (just like myself)
But in real life I don't know much Dutch people who know Smosh :S

Ultra Jones

81 weeks ago

@reensskee
you spelled America wrong

RachelPadilla17

81 weeks ago

LMFAO at the unicorn one XD

miekaoo

81 weeks ago

dumb, and wath telly all day

(no offense against fat,dumb telly wathing people :) or other americans for that matter )

Love from holland

miekaoo

81 weeks ago

Haha, I laughed at the Dutch one!!
I'm dutch myself and I love how were stereotyped!! :) Nowadays noone wears clogs anymore..
It's the same like when we think that all American people are fat and d

the6

81 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

Gift

81 weeks ago

i want the unicorn-pic as a poster on my wall! xD

john appleseed

81 weeks ago

I have never worn a clog in my life but everyone has to admit, they're jolly stylish!
but if you're going to walk around in clogs people will stare...

Kayru

81 weeks ago

Dude, the robots one is real, you didn't make it up. Search "robosexual" if you dare.

jeje35

81 weeks ago

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jeje35

81 weeks ago

Sunglasses $16 ..Hand bags $35 ..Crocodile 13 U.S. dollars a T s***, want to buy then please go to this site:
========= http://www.fashiongoods.us =========

iGetBored.T_T

81 weeks ago

That unicorn traumatized me. DX

Aphroditeeeeee

81 weeks ago

i totally saved th unicorn pic lol

Shadow-McFriggi...

81 weeks ago

Well... the golf one was nice.

camjam4000

81 weeks ago

7.that is magic

potato cow

81 weeks ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
leprechaun

lindseywuzhear

81 weeks ago

chips ahoy aren't keebler!!!!!!!

DeathTheKeyblade

81 weeks ago

i like the golf picture

mebee

81 weeks ago

That unicorn photo is amazing.

Xydrek

81 weeks ago

hey isn't that robot the fallout 3 one? also i think i know someone into unicorns... weird just weird

reensskee

81 weeks ago

realy? I NEVER wear cloggs :p haha.. this kind of hurts!! we are allmost the same as amerika only we are not allowed to have guns (why would you want one? the shoot that damn neighbor?) there is noth