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10 Reasons Not To Look Forward To 2011

Posted By: Danny Licht on 12.31.10

With the fireworks, the poppers, and the drunk drivers, New Year’s Eve is here. Everyone gets together with their friends, mostly as an excuse to have a party, but also to celebrate the New Year. However, before getting too excited about 2011, you might want to look over this list of things that we all wish would never exist.

1.The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

It was supposed to be over with 4. Only 4 books! With a vengeance, Sparkly Vampire and friends will return to steal the box office, waste tons of people’s time, and promote male-lipstick usage. And as we all know it's only acceptable for men to wear lipstick if they are drag queens, or while interrogating a suspect to make you look crazy.

2.More Campaign Ads

Just when you thought they were over, those endless, annoying, repetitive campaign TV ads will come back to hijack your television as the 2012 primary election for presidency nears. Look forward to Sarah Palin asserting that Barack Obama is a lizard that uses human baby blood to power the robot Karl Marx he built to issue him his commands.

3.The Oprah Show Is Ending

So you probably don’t care, but if you care about your mom’s happiness, you should. What’s she going to do when she wants to hear about other people’s problems? In all likelihood she's going to have to start creeping around outside of your neighbor's windows and listening to their fights. Not cool, Mom, not cool.

4.Glee To Ruin More Classic Songs

In Season One, they trashed Aretha Franklin, The Doors, and Queen. Then, the Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, and the Beatles in Season Two. Don’t be surprised if your ears are invaded by a brutal, upcoming rendition of Stairway to Heaven. Although I thought their A Capella cover of Marylin Manson's "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" was pretty good, if a little flat.

5.Modern Technology Becoming Outdated (Again)

That shiny new iPod touch you got for Christmas will somehow find a way to look like an antique when they’re updated. And, as you know, when you don't have the latest technology, people love you less.

6.Jersey Shore Season Three

Everyone’s favorite reality show: Survivor. It fell out of its prime a few years ago, and since it began in the late ‘90s, every other reality show has basically been a variation of the show’s survival format. However, once MTV stopped being music television, watching most of its new shows has been a battle of survival in itself. Duck and cover, here comes more Snooki. At least she eats styrofoam. Which is good for the environment.

7.M. Night Shyamalan’s Existence

The existence of the King of Bad Movies, M. Night Shyamalon, in the film industry will likely cause the spread of catastrophic acting, ridiculous dialogue, and laughable direction. If you’ve seen "The Happening" or "The Last Airbender", you’ll know that movies advertised with his name are to be avoided.

8.Ke$ha Will Continue to Refuse to Shower

Okay, maybe it’s an exaggeration, but it seems like Ke$ha (pronounced “keh-money-sign-hah”) is always in need of a good scrubbing. Who knows, maybe someone will change her life forever with glitter-infused soap.

9.More Disney Channel “Actors” to Become “Singers”

It seems that the whole Miley-Cyrus-smoking-from-a-bong thing has finally blown over, but her Disney career is definitely dead. However, no need to fear! Disney’s hobby of converting their bad-actors into Auto-Tune sensations is sure to continue.

10. Global Warming

Remember that global warming thing? It’s only getting worse. And yeah, you can expect it to come hit with full-power this summer. Keep those SUV's revving, baby, summer all year round!

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Tags: 2011, ads, celebrate, new, not, reasons, twilight, year

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QueenRock990

11 weeks ago

I Will not forgive Glee for ruining Queen....

TeeHee136

55 weeks ago

ining tv or music or something like that. so just remember: don;'t hate who ya don't know

TeeHee136

55 weeks ago

ama, bullying, basically just teenage stuff that happens every day. THere are other people who like glee trust me! And, what if you were on a tv show that is very popular and people say that you're ru

TeeHee136

55 weeks ago

ok let's back this tractor-trailer up. i actually like glee they are actually are really good singers (in my opinion), they show some of the things that might be going on in YOUR life like romance, dr

lolmaster76

56 weeks ago

firetruck humanady i know i spelled ( humanady) wrong

gdobsession

64 weeks ago

LOLZ! I LOVE THE DISNEY PART! BUT GLEE ISNT BAD! Although, Some of them suk at singing. also, breaking dawn should stay the same and Jersey Shore should be number 2.

Lolliz

72 weeks ago

These kids made me chuckle, such smosh wannabes http://www.youtube.com/user/MethvMouth

EmilyDarling

72 weeks ago

#4- *Marilyn Manson ;]

what the firetruck31

72 weeks ago

Lady Gaga will kill more cows for her suits

jacob1996

72 weeks ago

@devrock242 don't forget kids bop. they ruin everything.

jacob1996

72 weeks ago

@devrock242 don't forget kids bop. they ruin everything.

jacob1996

72 weeks ago

@devrock242 don't forget kids bop. they ruin everything.

jacob1996

72 weeks ago

@OMGIGILY what more could I want in a show? how about ENTERTAINMENT.

12389jake

72 weeks ago

glee ruined a beatles song???!!!

SidTheKid

72 weeks ago

@McGerman the world will end in 6 billion years :)

NickTheMoron

72 weeks ago

I have the new ipod nano from number five. pretty good little device. only useful when i work out though, not much else.

adan785

72 weeks ago

11.school

McGerman

72 weeks ago

2012 is not the end of the world. thats not gonna happen for a couple thousand or million years. I'm just sayin'.

McGerman

72 weeks ago

I ahte everything on this list, except for campaign ads. I hate Obama. And if you're upset about Oprah's show being over (I'm not, that show sucks,) she's getting her own network this month. O Firetru

Camerophren

72 weeks ago

I'd have to agree with #9. If anyone else has noticed, just about every female actor on Disney channel has made at least one music video that Disney Channel constantly plays. Most of them don't even e

reensskee

72 weeks ago

glee is oke!

BUT DONT MESS UP MY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!

THAT WOULD REALY HURT MY FEELINGS!

thetaco cheese

72 weeks ago

nooooooooo gleeeeee but yea jersey shores season three

GiggityGo0

72 weeks ago

Because it's closer to 2012!

greatestfreakoutever

72 weeks ago

noooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glee sucks

sarahdangelo

72 weeks ago

omg glitter infused soap...that might just work

JWFan1008

72 weeks ago

all so effing true......

N20

72 weeks ago

Holy shi- i can't believe it's all gonna happen! F*cking Glee and Twilight and Campagin Ads and M. Night Shymalan!

Jessierocksxo

72 weeks ago

Twiloght was good, i can understand the rest , besides jersey shore !

XxElite_Assassin

72 weeks ago

1 yr closer to our doom should be up there

tvaladez

72 weeks ago

Glee wanted 2 rip off Damon Albarn's music. Im glad he dint let them

OMGIGILY

72 weeks ago

ew, whoever doesnt like watching jersey shore is a loser, its fkn hilarious cuz their dumbasses get in trouble and drama. what more could you want in a show?!

OMGIGILY

72 weeks ago

:O wierdos. glee nd jersey shore are good entertainment !!!!!

mollrox

72 weeks ago

JERSEY. SHORE. SUCKS. A$$.

Ninjalover22

72 weeks ago

Don't forget Nickoledeon is pulling the disney singing thing too now.

1800frenchcookies

72 weeks ago

Yay, more Twilight, Glee, and Jersey Shore is JUST what we need to make the year WORSE. Ugh. And my friend wants me to see Twilight with her, it's only getting worse. And of course Glee would ruin my

rmxpokeman

72 weeks ago

To hell with Oprah and Glee and Jersey Shore and ke-money sign-hah!

Devrock242

72 weeks ago

awwwwwwwwww, does glee really hav to ruin the zeppelin now? they already slaughtered the beatles, the doors, and the rolling stones. classics are classics. STOP RUINING THEM GLEE!

Elyia

72 weeks ago

If Sarah Palin ever becomes president, I'm packing up and moving to Canada. I'm serious too.

sko12342

72 weeks ago

Looking forward to Glee mwhaha :D

mary44

72 weeks ago

I'm looking forward to a few of these things actually.

nikman96

72 weeks ago

1 year closer to 2012? just saying? hell, its better than sarah palin becoming prez.. nvm

omgwtfbbqddr617

72 weeks ago

Jersey Shore will be death of this generation.

dobby's sock

72 weeks ago

lego is also gonna stop selling star wars sets.

dobby's sock

72 weeks ago

lego is also gonna stop selling star wars sets.

liz-chan

72 weeks ago

i hate that trhey make so many ipods ,i mean sure i dont mind updating things like the iphone fore acual sending pics and face to face video chats with sykpe moble but sersly they do it too much ,

619karl

72 weeks ago

Glee also ruined KISS