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10 Ways To Piss Off A Demon

Posted By: Tamar on 11.30.10

Exorcism, schmecsorism…if you REALLY want to make a demon angry, try some of these dumb*ss moves. Demonic possession is no fun for anyone.

10. “Forget” to invite him to your birthday party

If your mom makes you invite everyone in your class, do NOT exclude your demon classmate. When he finds out—and he will!—there’s gonna to be hell to pay…

9. Bogart the remote

Don’t make him watch The Nanny, either. Or any of the Twilight movies. Not only will he retaliate by enveloping you in eternal fiery flames, but he might make you watch 10 hours of golf.

8. Refuse to buy him beer

Demons don’t usually have ID, so do a brother a favor and help him out. Karma, you know.

7. Kill his 30th level epic prestige cleric/mage with a vorpal bunny

It’s bad enough when your opponent hacks your head of with a vorpal sword…getting killed by a vorpal bunny is just plain embarrassing. Yeah, they’re not even allowed in D&D, but some DMs can be real d*cks.

6. Make fun of his mom when you’re chatting via Ouija board

Anyone who’s watched “Paranormal Activity” knows the best way to open the door for demonic possession is to bring a Ouija board into the condo. Don’t make things worse by insulting his mom.

5. Park like a douche

Only a total a-hole parks two inches away from someone else’s vehicle. Although he might only leave a nasty note on your car, there’s a good chance the demon will explode it with his death-ray eyes.

4. Steal his new Air Jordans

Sneaks are expensive, and it’s hard to find a paying job as an evil lord of the night (no proof of citizenship). Besides, bullying is just not right, especially if the object of your meanness can flay you alive.

3. Tag his turf

Tagging is always a crime, but it can be deadly if you do it in a demon’s territory—and do you really want to join his gang? The initiation is a bitch…

2. Steal the rare mob he’s been camping for three days

Probably the most evil move you can pull in WOW, this bit of douchebaggery is going to earn you some painful retribution. Don’t piss him off, or he might have his gold farmers hack your account and steal your gear.

1. Strap him to a chair and make him watch The Annoying Orange

Do you have any more really bad ideas for pissing off demons? Tell us in the comments!

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Samantha Schmutte

14 weeks ago

Make hi. Listen to my annoying pastor

DC101

47 weeks ago

make him or her listen to rebbeca black and justin beiber

xay95

65 weeks ago

lolz~!!!! rofl!!!

xay95

65 weeks ago

lolz~!!!! rofl!!!

sgtGmaster

65 weeks ago

orange FTW

playerkameo

66 weeks ago

To piss of a demon, you just need to say he is a nice little angel!
that will piss em off!

purpurakoon

76 weeks ago

you could make them really, REALLY pissed off by telling them that edward and jacob are better than him :O

bobothealmighty

76 weeks ago

BUNNY PWNAGE

MiaInWonderland

76 weeks ago

The annoying orange! xD

dragon-of-fire

76 weeks ago

kinda funny considering that I have apples and oranges in my fridge and after watching the annoying orange i'm gonna eat one :)

Pepyco300

76 weeks ago

GAH FIRETRUCK! I killed that rare mob a some demon feller' came along and sent not only my death knight straight to hell, but now I'm there, too.

ronismyhomeboy67

76 weeks ago

would tell him his horns need to be trimmed,uh-huh,naaaasty.

JCholo

76 weeks ago

I'll tell him that angels are way better and can fly.

bob117

76 weeks ago

il tell the demon that he has no pants

Pk rave girl

76 weeks ago

D&D Ftw.... Annoying orange.. meh not so much. Okay not at all i hate Fred.

asadajack14

76 weeks ago

happy b-day ian!!!

missezula

76 weeks ago

Whoot whoot! Go annoying orange!!! ^o^

IansfutureWife

76 weeks ago

hahahahaha annoying orandee the beest teehee

happy birthday mr. ian andrew hecox

xJdiizzLe

76 weeks ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s.annoying orange was da best

xo.wawa.ox

76 weeks ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY... me and my friends want to send you something but we don't know your P.O. box :''''''''(
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN... we <3 u an anthony... i love smosh

xo.wawa.ox

76 weeks ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY... me and my friends want to send you something but we don't know your P.O. box :''''''''(
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN... we <3 u an anthony... i love smosh

dcnowmom

76 weeks ago

happy birthday ian

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76 weeks ago

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damatt11

76 weeks ago

watch justin beiber

TheSecondR

76 weeks ago

Make it watch all of Fred's Videos and his Movie

carouselizzie

76 weeks ago

lol monday party

mondayparty

76 weeks ago

I can make myself sound like the Annoying Orange. Just Imagine how my friends feel like when I talk to them that way. LOL

jack97

76 weeks ago

Yeah I did the rare mob thing before... my buddy and I were flying around in Sholazar and we saw this big t-rex... we killed it, made some cash and got yelled at for half an hour by some guy who came

shane44567

76 weeks ago

another way to piss a demon off...

Glue an angel costume onto him while hes sleeping and steal his WoW: Cataclysm

SuperCatSara

76 weeks ago

LMAO at the last one xD

carouselizzie

76 weeks ago

hahahaha @bleachfan614 and @Editor, i see it too. shun him!

Over9my9Head

76 weeks ago

#2 isn't even World of Warcraft o_0
it's a game called demon's souls
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1024&am p;bih=643&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q= demon's+souls&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&a mp;gs_rfai=

aroymart

76 weeks ago

@mecagundum6 jack black FTW

bleachfan614

76 weeks ago

@Editor Yes, yes he did >.>