20 Names Apple Won’t Let You Use Online

A Florida woman was recently refused a service appointment on the Apple Computer website because of her name. According to Sandy Burdick of Florida, she was trying to do was make an appointment online to get her iPhone serviced. However, while entering her personal information a message came up saying: “You have an inappropriate word in this line.”

 

 

Apparently Burdick’s last name was too much for Apple’s dainty virginal servers to take. She had to call customer service and speak to a real person to get this problem corrected.

 

 

The problem has been. But just in case you were thinking about setting up an Apple service appointment online, here is a list of red flag names that probably won’t get past Apple’s stringent Puritanical name rating system.

 

1. Leslie Fingerbottom

 

2. Leopold Buttshanks

 

3. Gertrude Fartstroker

 

4. Arnold Choadwater

 

5. Candy Funsore

 

6. Xavier Boobchucker

 

7. James Cloacatwister

 

8. Doris Monkeytits

 

9. Bruce Manlicker

 

10. Campell Sweetnipples

 

11. Darryl Cockstubber

 

12. Alice Poopshove

 

13. Frank Dongpeeler

 

14. Tabitha Crotchsniffer

 

15. Orlando Asswaxer

 

16. Abigail Shufflenuts

 

17. Stanley Peegargler

 

18. Desmond Yankdode

 

19.Ursula Sweatyballs

 

20. Seamus Pubebender

 

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