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8 Dolls That Will Kill You
Chucky may be the Charles Manson of murderous dolls, but he is just one in a long line of toys with a thirst for human blood.
Chucky & Bride
Chucky & his bloody bride may be the Bonnie & Clyde of possessed playthings, but they are simply the prom King & Queen among a class of toys that KILL FOR PLEASURE.
Chucky Copycat Killers
And we all remember the horrifying string of Chucky copycat murders.
Jigsaw
Then there’s dolls like Jigsaw. We all know this asshole.
But there are other familiar faces in our own attics that are equally GUILTY. Faces that are all TOO familiar, yet have slipped through the grasp of the law…
Pepi The Cymbal Playing Monkey
Despite years of suspiciously psychotic behavior, “Pepi” the Cymbal Clanging Monkey goes by many aliases, “Jimbo,” “Jolly the Chimp,” “Biteface McKilly” and more. His weapon of choice? Inducing heart failure though sheer terror.
Barbie
Don’t let the pretty face fool you. Barbie is a wicked She-Demon in 5-centimeter heels. Jealous & vengeful, you know the expression “hung like a Ken doll”? Let’s just say Ken wasn’t always build that way.
Sesame Street
Probably the most powerful & least known crime family in the world, the Muppet Mafia secretly puppet the people we fear most. They say Oscar the Grouch’s garbage can is full of a lot more than trash. (Bodies. Dead bodies.)
Scooter
The Kaiser Söze of the Muppet mob, Scooter was the unlikely ringleader. Not many viewers noticed that Gonzo’s hens were never the same from week to week, but the fact is Scooter slaughtered them constantly. Some say he plucked his victims & made a comforter from their feathers.
Lots-O-Huggin' Bear
The villain of Toy Story 3, Lots-O-Huggin’ Bear has a hit list off screen that is far from fiction. The director’s cut of TS3 is allegedly so gruesome that only 1% made the final cut. Prior to his Pixar debut, Lotso’s film career was limited to snuff films.
Little Bo Peep
Notably absent from Toy Story 3 was Little Bo Peep. Didn’t Woody’s brushing off of her absence strike you as suspect? Well it should. Peep, the “crook killer,” is doing hard time on the Island Of Misfit Toys.
Watch your backs this Halloween season, people. That cuddly buddy you’ve snuggled since childhood? It may just stab your eyes out and stuff your head with plush.
What's the creepiest killer toy of all?
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ellablu
6 weeks ago
little bo peep does not kill nor does barbie
harrypotterperson
12 weeks ago
Crap I just realized how long barbies neck is
NicoleWithMonsters
12 weeks ago
Ooooobviously, none of you have seen Kerli's Walking on Air video c:
sarabanara215
16 weeks ago
But Pepi helps you kill zombies! XD
mousy554
44 weeks ago
chucky? no crap xD
narwhal219
50 weeks ago
I almost candy my pants when i saw saw!!!!
narwhal219
50 weeks ago
I almost candy my pants when i saw saw!!!!
CandidGull2
53 weeks ago
Chucky...scooter...jigsaw...pepi...O_O [shudders]
btw pepi is not the one from black ops [shudders (again)] lol
jacksass
53 weeks ago
haha :D its saying hug life in bo peeps back, like 2pac had the thug life tattoo on his belly
xoangelaxo13
57 weeks ago
lmao darkspeeder5, when I was four i saw it too and my dad turned the movie on to creep me out then I watched the last movie... dumbest firetruckin movie ever it was more funny than creepy start with the l
~one of a kind~
57 weeks ago
jigsaw freaks the crap out of me!!:/
Darkspeeder5
58 weeks ago
Billy doesn't scare me but chucky does! It's the only horror movie i can't watch. i watched when i was like 4 and i STILL have nightmares about it. F*** you chucky!
Smoshboy060
58 weeks ago
neighborhood lol it wouldn't let me finish my sentence.
Smoshboy060
58 weeks ago
Sesame Street gone bad with guns knives and alcohol seems like the sesame street here for fair oaks that side is a really bad side of town here in our city never go there lol luckily im in a nice neig
justinbiebersuc...
61 weeks ago
*can't talk*
why?
1)blood
2)i scream like a man
3) .................................................. .
diego22
64 weeks ago
i really dont think elmo would kill me
djyim14
65 weeks ago
i counted 9
akamaruz
70 weeks ago
I would go through all this pain, take a bullet straight through my brain. Yes i would die for you jigsaw ! But you won't do the same .
sadiebaby123
72 weeks ago
lil bo peep was my lil sisters favorite charter off of toy story lol but chucky is the creepiest toy of all time
mp3me14
73 weeks ago
NOOO, NOT SESAME STREET D:
wilsonkornfreak
77 weeks ago
jigsaw awesome chucky scary as firetruck!!
takano
79 weeks ago
Jigsaw is the greatest
CANDYvomitt
79 weeks ago
"Jigsaw"
Is actually.. "Billy the Puppet'
;D
ipodandcoke
79 weeks ago
3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3
ipodandcoke
79 weeks ago
@skittle911 haha me too
bidoofgoo
80 weeks ago
lol
Mino239
82 weeks ago
I love the blood on Little Bo Peep's staff that herds sheep.
roeyoboat
82 weeks ago
beware the stare of Mary Shaw, she had no children only dolls.....
Fancypants23rd
82 weeks ago
The monkey is a killer because of Nazi Zombies map pack 3.
Fancypants23rd
82 weeks ago
The monkey is a killer because of Nazi Zombies map pack 3.
Fancypants23rd
82 weeks ago
The monkey is a killer because of Nazi Zombies map pack 3.
boxface
82 weeks ago
Jigsaw is the killer. The puppets name is Billy
skittle911
82 weeks ago
i have a jigsaw mask o_o
SoccerFan1101
82 weeks ago
Its Billy The Puppet. Not Jig Saw. Just saying
lousika
82 weeks ago
I ALWAYS KNEW SESAME STREET AND BARBIE WERE EVIL....I ALWAYS KNEW....
airsn
82 weeks ago
firetrucking hate chuky and his bride
Pokebobicogxguy
82 weeks ago
What? No Tails Doll?
Alexmatis
82 weeks ago
ikr
coconut317
82 weeks ago
#1-3 scare the hebejebies out of me! Didn't know that was possible!!!!!!!!
elmostaco
82 weeks ago
[shudders] Chuckie. Hate dolls....
KGirl
82 weeks ago
lots-o-huggin' bear looks like
pedo bear -.-
-caye-
82 weeks ago
the Muppet mafia.. haha!
SmoshJunior2000
82 weeks ago
ha ha
MiaInWonderland
82 weeks ago
Barbara hahaha
EdaG23
82 weeks ago
it changed shi t to candy that wasnt a dumb insult it was meant to be mean
EdaG23
82 weeks ago
@purple_whatever the gay candy the muppets started on sesame street retard
mayolee
82 weeks ago
Teletubbies are scary enough to be on the list...
Purple_and_Lime
82 weeks ago
Sesame Street was never part of the Muppets... but you just like good alliteration, don't you? :D
calixtis
82 weeks ago
Slappy the dummy should be added to this list.
macten
82 weeks ago
you're right, no one cares