9 Novel Nicknames For Your Man Parts
What is the female obsession with naming a guys man member? Every girlfriend I have had has named my junk, usally within a few weeks. Allthough I have never personally named my parts, I will share with you a few of my favorites...
Alvin & The Chipmunks
Not the most manly of names, but it always made me laugh.
Twig And Berries
I found it odd that she was a vegetarian.
The Captain & Tennilles
While I totally appreciate reachin' back into past decades for kichy refernces, I had to dock points as there is only one Tennille and I have two nuts.
The Jonas Brothers
Now that's not very nice... that's just insulting... to my privates.
This was a confusing name. She refused to just call my penis Thundercat (singular) instead she called the whole package The Thundercats (plural). She explained that she played no genital favoritism.
Bait & Tackle
I like this one. It's kind of manly.
Huey Lewis And The News
I found this name a bit disturbing as I could swear that I heard her hum "I want a new drug" during the sexy times.
This was the one name that kinda creaped me out. I never asked were the name came from.
The Three Tenors
This was by far my favorite as I am a fan and she new the individual names of all of the singers.
What's your favorite nick name for a man's manly parts?