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9 Novel Nicknames For Your Man Parts
What is the female obsession with naming a guys man member? Every girlfriend I have had has named my junk, usally within a few weeks. Allthough I have never personally named my parts, I will share with you a few of my favorites...
Alvin & The Chipmunks
Not the most manly of names, but it always made me laugh.
Twig And Berries
I found it odd that she was a vegetarian.
The Captain & Tennilles
While I totally appreciate reachin' back into past decades for kichy refernces, I had to dock points as there is only one Tennille and I have two nuts.
The Jonas Brothers
Now that's not very nice... that's just insulting... to my privates.
The Thundercats
This was a confusing name. She refused to just call my penis Thundercat (singular) instead she called the whole package The Thundercats (plural). She explained that she played no genital favoritism.
Bait & Tackle
I like this one. It's kind of manly.
Huey Lewis And The News
I found this name a bit disturbing as I could swear that I heard her hum "I want a new drug" during the sexy times.
The Trifecta
This was the one name that kinda creaped me out. I never asked were the name came from.
The Three Tenors
This was by far my favorite as I am a fan and she new the individual names of all of the singers.
What's your favorite nick name for a man's manly parts?
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squirmybaby24680
5 weeks ago
a rock and a hard place
random1122
5 weeks ago
i call mine stick in bewtween a hard places lol
Lotus93
74 weeks ago
My boobs names are Kurt and Bert :D
Alberticus
76 weeks ago
Haha
Crash_The_Blader
82 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
oasianboi
83 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
kaleyk88
83 weeks ago
either dicks sporting goods or your moby dick
OnlineGamer360
83 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
GroomingGoosey
83 weeks ago
OH candy LUX I DID THAT AND WHEN I LOOKED AT MY HAND THERE WAS MOUSE TAKING A DUMP!
lux1
83 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
fireball456
83 weeks ago
Whats scarier....the names? Or how you call doing it "Sexy Times?"
iamdanik
83 weeks ago
Men are soooo strange
Zixxykev
83 weeks ago
I call mine, bohos
loganation12
83 weeks ago
I call mine "The Bus"
Waffle_Fry
83 weeks ago
The Family Jewels...
moonlitSmoshing
83 weeks ago
my brother calls them "Deez Nuuutz and Friends" he has to tell everyone about them :/
letstry2surviveamosh
83 weeks ago
i think your private should be more insulted if your girlfriend named it Justin Bieber
Chris D
83 weeks ago
Or the meat lovers combo?
bunnym
83 weeks ago
How bout' THe breakfast combo...
iLoveSmosh97
83 weeks ago
OMG lolz :D
rmxpokeman
83 weeks ago
I thought that said "pets" not man parts. O_o
Mine is called "King Kong" or "The Eiffel Tower"
akaidiot
83 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
Fuchs666
83 weeks ago
the jonas brothers?! W T F
ffdsdchreg
83 weeks ago
i showd my little brouther
ffdsdchreg
83 weeks ago
that a good name!
Somez
83 weeks ago
And the reason why I capitalized Wiener and not bieber is because he doesn't deserve a capitalized name.
Somez
83 weeks ago
@ExNdOhs shut up u firetruckin 14 year old Hoe. Typos don't matter when your typing some anonymous post. I must say, for a beiber fan you are pretty smart. and the reason why i capitalized Wiener and not b
cosmobile
83 weeks ago
the holy trinity :P
6Strings*
83 weeks ago
Not anymore !
ExsNdOhs
83 weeks ago
also, i like how you capitalized wiener and not Bieber when, in fact, it should have been the complete opposite. i think you should take some elementary school classes over again my friend.
ExsNdOhs
83 weeks ago
i'm sorry. but Bieber does not rhyme with wiener. you're stupid.
darktnt3
83 weeks ago
yeah I'm epic :D
Somez
83 weeks ago
You could have named it justin bieber instead of johnas brothers.. Cuz bieber rhyms with Wiener.
2stoopid4school
83 weeks ago
when i was little and i went to disney world i called my balls "Epcots" (Epcot is the big round building in disney world ) indeed the happiest place on earth
max480
83 weeks ago
*I meant Afrobbie was the fag* Epic person above
max480
83 weeks ago
Fag below. Epic person above.
Death By Mich
83 weeks ago
hahahaha The Jonas Brothers xD
Afrobbie
83 weeks ago
first