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Signs Chuck Norris Is Gay

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 03.17.11

Last week Chuck Norris declared that public schools were too gay. In fact it turns out he’s really not into the rights of LGBT community at all. So why is Chuck Norris being such an anti-gay bully? Maybe he’s hiding a secret. Using seemingly unaltered photographic evidence and completely un-fact-checked sources I’ve found on the web, I have uncovered some little known facts about Chuck Norris. Gay facts.

He Was Almost Outed

Before he was Snape… Alan Rickman played another possibly gay male with magical powers. Unfortunately, Chuck caught wind of this unauthorized biopic and shut down the production forever with just the power of his angry glare.

He Has Cried

There has only been one thing Chuck loved more than America. A Walker:Texas Ranger extra named Jorge. Unfortunately Jorge left the show when he was cast as Angel in the national touring company of Rent. Chuck’s tears may cure cancer but they could not cure his broken heart.

He Joined A Weird Leather Enthusiast Club

Well I guess this isn’t 100% definite proof that Chuck is gay. Maybe he’s just really into leather fashion. I mean not only does he make his own leather, he has even hand-crafted ball gags out of… well let’s just say those bulls are singing soprano now. Okay… maybe it’s 99 % gay.

Really Into Aerobics

Chuck once had a dream to partner with Richard Simmons to open a nationwide chain of aerobics studios. Need I mention the spandex one-sie?

Not Interested In This Beautiful Woman

What is Chuck staring at so longingly, that he is ignoring a hottie whispering sweet nothings in his ear? It’s Adam Lambert, of course! If Adam ever said “What do you want from me?” to Chuck, Chuck would reply “All I’m asking for is one dinner… we can see where it goes from there. No pressure.”

Walker: Texas Ranger Was One Of The Original Village People

Chuck was beyond hurt when the other members replaced his Texas Ranger character with the cowboy. But he will always be grateful that they turned him on to the YMCA, because Chuck loves to have fun and hang out with all the boys.

Made Out With Mr.T

This was supposed to be an awesome series of a**-kicking photos showing two powerhouses in action. Well some action definitely went down! No one was more surprised than Mr. T, when, during the photo-session, Chuck laid down his fists of fury and laid a Freedom kiss on him (Chuck hates the French). Legend has it that Vin Diesel looked on in envy.

So it’s okay if you’re gay, Chuck. We’ll still love you even if you don’t seem to love others. And now I will prepare to get a roundhouse kick to the face.

But before you do… I just wanna say those skin-tight jeans make your butt look good, girl!

So what do you think… could Chuck Norris be gay? Let us know in the comments!

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Tags: chuck, gay, homo, man, men, mrT, norris, sex, sexual

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1 week ago

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20 weeks ago

What is up with everyone so obsessed with Chuck Norris? I mean, he's an amazing martial artist, and quite funny, but why does everyone worship him? I know I could never be as amazing as him, but I still agree with this post. x)

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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soadfan1022

61 weeks ago

i herd chuck norris is so tuff tht he dosnt evn hav a chin under his beard there is only another fist

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

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TheMurderScene

61 weeks ago

woow really, i hate when people say "this is gay" or something like that >.>
lost some respect for Chuck Norris

iGetBored.T_T

61 weeks ago

whatever they want, no matter how much it hurts others.

(Character limit...AGH! D;)

iGetBored.T_T

61 weeks ago

I hate when people use the word gay as an insult toward stuff anyway. :L I have friends who are bi, and I don't hate them. But then again, this is America, and we have free speech, so people can say w

luvotaku

61 weeks ago

I must be to only person to not have a problem with this. :|

Then again, I have an obsession with gay men. :D

chocoholic1

61 weeks ago

who cares. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land. Desi you have just started the man hunt I would run if I were you. RUN!

NowhereMan9

61 weeks ago

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armageddon117

61 weeks ago

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL PERISH!!!!!!! >8(

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61 weeks ago

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SmashFan64

61 weeks ago

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE! >:(

locasta

61 weeks ago

are you mental, chuck could never be that. if that was true world war three would be started.

xXdying_insidexX

61 weeks ago

against gay rights.

what is wrong with this world?

xXdying_insidexX

61 weeks ago

I find it absolutely repulsive that more people are outraged at the fact that their beloved Chuch Norris was at the butt end of the joke, rather than the fact that he publicly spoke out against gay ri

zackody132

61 weeks ago

thats not true thats impossible

fuzze28

61 weeks ago

go die, i'ts bad to say thing like that about chuck!

Daviticus

61 weeks ago

I can only hope this will be the end of Chuck Norris jokes.

pretzelstick

61 weeks ago

this is not funny. why is this person even allowed to write in the smosh pit