Teacher Fired For Surfing Porn… In Front Of His Students

A professor at a college in Texas was fired earlier this week for inappropriate conduct. Apparently he was video conferencing with his students from another city and when the lecture was over, he forgot to turn off his live video feed. But he did remember to immediately start surfing the web for pornographic material.

It was reported that his students saw all of this and the man could be facing criminal charges, adding insult to already having lost his job.

Here is a handy list of things you probably don’t want to do in front of a webcam if you’re a teacher, especially with a classroom of students watching.

 

1. PICKING YOUR NOSE

Nobody wants to see you digging for nose goblins. Grab a tissue and blow, boogerbutt.

 

2. PASSING GAS

One of life’s simple pleasures that are best enjoyed alone.

 

3. TRYING ON SEXY OUTFITS

A good rule of thumb is to ask yourself, “Would I want to run into my students or fellow teachers at the supermarket wearing this?”

 

4. RUNNING AN UNDERGROUND DOGFIGHTING RING

Not only illegal but also despicable. You should be ashamed of yourself. Poor little doggies.

 

5. CAPITAL CRIMES

Yeah, if you’re thinking of chopping someone up into little bits your probably going to get caught anyway. No reason to share it with a bunch of blabbermouth students who will just end up tweeting it and getting you caught all the sooner.

 

6. DRUG DEALING

Sure it will make you fat sacks of cash and help with your fledgling hip hop career, but this is activity best done in secret and then rapped about years after you’ve quit.

 

7.  TAKING A #2

The most private part of your day. A time for quiet reflection on the day’s tasks and accomplishments. A beautiful time, not meant to be shared with anyone but you and a few good People Magazines.

 

8. PEEPING ON YOUR NEIGHBORS

Sure, it’s their fault for not closing the blinds while they get dressed, but it doesn’t make it any less creepy of a thing to do.

 

9. GOOF DANCING

Everybody does it from time to time. It feels good to bust a few silly moves across the dance floor that is your private living room. But this isn’t “Dancing With The Stars,” and these moves aren’t meant for broadcast to the far corners of Funkytown.

 

10.  PHONE SEX

Sure, it sounds harmless, until you get the phone bill at the end of the month. And more importantly, you certainly don’t want to have the world watch you getting your telephonic creep on with a woman on the other end who probably looks more like a vending machine, than the sex girl on the TV commercial.

 

11. PLAYING WITH YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS

We know that it’s harmless and that it’s just something that you do to unwind, but that’s not the way the kids at school or your co-workers are going to see it. They probably haven’t seen Toy Store 3 yet, and just wouldn’t understand the bond between a boy/girl and their toys.

 

12. DOING YOUR SHAKE WEIGHT EXERCISES

We admire your commitment to getting lean and ripped. But did you ever think about the fact that using this thing makes it look like you’re… ah, nevermind.

 

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