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17 Hysterical Singles Ads

Posted By: Smosh on 05.10.10

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Smosher1215

4 weeks ago

i dont know WHY people are saying there are 18 ads there are 17.

sofie.loves.smosh

9 weeks ago

WTF???

RuthyyM

32 weeks ago

Lol 1,3 nd 5. ^w^ i get it

RavenAngelxX

33 weeks ago

:O I wanna time travel!!!

hphb32

35 weeks ago

lmao i want to put one of these in a newspaper so badly!

chilledoutmirage

35 weeks ago

I wud totally get with the guy who understands DNA replication coz i love it too.

ikeskid

51 weeks ago

Whats you address?

Scorpion42

55 weeks ago

kids ok

bobothealmighty

63 weeks ago

number 4:
go get a life? lol

sloytary97

65 weeks ago

zombies seeking brains hahahahahahahaha

U.Flame

67 weeks ago

"Read lines 1, 3, and 5," Win.

RowanTheDodo

68 weeks ago

I'd go Dutch anyhow, because I'm Dutch!

ispeaknonsense

68 weeks ago

@Janetnerd you might be trolling but I'll take the bait. In america going dutch means splitting the check. Meaning you and your date both pay.
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JanetNerd

72 weeks ago

LOL wtf xD
haha im Dutch, but i dont get that add..
'going Dutch' ? Smoke weed?

animalcrossing111

72 weeks ago

zombies seeking for brains braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins lol

pikachuluver_5

75 weeks ago

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fuck_shoes

77 weeks ago

#9 Hahaha I'm from Mora, MN! I wonder who that was....

elsanox

77 weeks ago

i like the back in time one lol

bananahero

79 weeks ago

lmfao #11 and the back in time one xD

maganaga14

80 weeks ago

i haz furballs

bluecatslushie

88 weeks ago

finished: the kids wont see us back there making weird noises that resemble animal noises!

bluecatslushie

88 weeks ago

what i mean by that is my friends brother put one of those in a newspaper too! it was funny! it said: if your looking for a good time come to the park next to the PLAYGROUND!hopefully the kids wont se

bluecatslushie

88 weeks ago

hahaha! lived it!

ShyGuyGal

92 weeks ago

Zombie seeking brains lol

mikejason

92 weeks ago

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ULst2AAussie

92 weeks ago

lol looks not important but must be tall and beautiful

OOHYEAHah12

92 weeks ago

11 is funny, but that one and a few others have no contact number or details - meaning they're 100% fake. And how would the submitter even know where the line breaks would be?

RabyBaby360

92 weeks ago

OMG LUVV THIS!!! XD

RachelBigler

92 weeks ago

You know what's even more hysterical? The fact that people actually believe the Anime personal ad is real. It was a Photoshop piece I did for a blog post some three years ago for my site theanimeblog.

yuliya14

92 weeks ago

zombies seek brains. Kids ok lol

carsonrowsell

92 weeks ago

Number 10 is a Sam Nathan Gregory reference, not Back to the Future. Google "Safety Not Guaranteed"

mook12345

92 weeks ago

thats so weird i live like an hour away from mora MN

supertoria12

92 weeks ago

lines 1,3, & 5. lol, i actually thought this was serious until the last line.

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92 weeks ago

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vingboo

92 weeks ago

ROTFL, no way dude thats incredible. Too funny.

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shibby111

92 weeks ago

LOLOL! These ads are so hysterical.

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snaketooth123

92 weeks ago

lines 1,3 and 5 says'

A tall well-built women with good legs and loves f#%$ing without getting to serious.

That is a guy who will get married to a hooker. I am just hoping that the he is a she!

Thailor

92 weeks ago

haha 15 is great. that girl is hilarious

Lolover990

92 weeks ago

#11 cracked me like an egg xDDD

smoshiscool57

92 weeks ago

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!lmao

Kali_Dark

92 weeks ago

Read lines 1,3, and 5 only. lol!

pretzelstick

93 weeks ago

1 is from back 2 the future

:D ayle

93 weeks ago

omg 10! i would so call :P

dodomir23

93 weeks ago

zoooooooooooooooooooooombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

shawnizzle

93 weeks ago

Did anyone notice how, on number 5 at the bottom of the big ad in realllyyy small print, it says, "seeks pretty SWF with great sense of humor. And restaurant coupons." >.>

rbtla

93 weeks ago

lol @ the comment below me. there definitely ARE 17 ads, not 18. you can't just go around telling people they cant count when you are the one who can't :p

Baileybproductions

93 weeks ago

WOW really smosh? It was funny as hell but there is 18 ads in here, not 17. I know it doesnt matter but really? Learn to count. BTW #11 made me seriously rofl.