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20 Least Embarrassing Uses For A Shake Weight


A shake weight can be pretty embarrassing to use. Because it looks like you're firetrucking your own face when you use it. But there are more uses for a shake weight that just firetrucking your own face to get your arms in shape. Here are some of the them:

 

Saving someone from falling off a cliff

 

Stopping a robbery

 

Putting out a fire

 

Getting a baby to sleep

 

Fighting a werewolf

 

Helping someone with car trouble

 

Feeding a poor family

 

Whatever this Michael Jackson fan is doing (I don't know what he is doing)

 

Rescuing a cat from a tree

 

Freeing Mumia Abu Jamal

 

To complete a dinosaur skeleton

 

Brushing a hot chick's teeth

 

A replacement Oscar for when they run out

 

As Lil' Wayne's lawyer

 

Killing a bat while wearing a bikini top

 

Preventing Saw VII from ever being made

 

Judging American Idol

 

Judging Amy

 

As a stand in for Al Gore at press conferences

 

Giving Jim Cramer more crap that's distracting to do

 

What else do you use your shake weight for?

 

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63 weeks ago

7th photo looks like it's in the Philippines..

73 weeks ago

yeah i think so.

73 weeks ago

is that nina dobrev with the werewolf?!

73 weeks ago

It seems the one kid is holding a pink lighter so i'm assuming #8 was using a bong

73 weeks ago

Hahaha Miss-Horsez is right
I saw it to
Hahaha

73 weeks ago

the mics on the 'Al Gore'-picture are dutch ^^

73 weeks ago

if u look closely at the fire there is a little face trust me

73 weeks ago

I think #8 is using it a microscope

74 weeks ago

Yep and there's the dutch one again (number 19)

Ik ben altijd verbaasd dat er zo veel van ons zijn, sinds we uit zo'n klein kikkerlandje komen :)

74 weeks ago

LMFAO XD

74 weeks ago

BE MY FOLLOWER IF U GUYS HAVE A BLOGSPOT :)

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74 weeks ago

the Michael Jackson fan is a girl you can tell by HER arms and hair (o_O)

74 weeks ago

Shake it :D

74 weeks ago

I couldn't stop laughing at the Jim Cramer comment.

74 weeks ago

I'm lost. XD

74 weeks ago

JAJAJAJA the shake weight X)

74 weeks ago

Wesley Cooks a firetruck

74 weeks ago

Smoke a shake weight, Michael Jackson fan!

74 weeks ago

Ever used a shake weight to have oral sex? ITS NOT A GOOD IDEA DONT DO IT! :O

74 weeks ago

LOL look at the M.J. kids hands he's smoking a bowl :D pink liter and orange bowl LOLOL

74 weeks ago

Great... P.s I'm not talking sorcasticaly

74 weeks ago

To complete a dinosaur skeleton!! HAHAHA

74 weeks ago

the saw vii 1 was funny

74 weeks ago

first!

74 weeks ago

I LOVE SHAKE WEIGHTS!