20 Least Embarrassing Uses For A Shake Weight

A shake weight can be pretty embarrassing to use. Because it looks like you're firetrucking your own face when you use it. But there are more uses for a shake weight that just firetrucking your own face to get your arms in shape. Here are some of the them:

 

Saving someone from falling off a cliff

 

Stopping a robbery

 

Putting out a fire

 

Getting a baby to sleep

 

Fighting a werewolf

 

Helping someone with car trouble

 

Feeding a poor family

 

Whatever this Michael Jackson fan is doing (I don't know what he is doing)

 

Rescuing a cat from a tree

 

Freeing Mumia Abu Jamal

 

To complete a dinosaur skeleton

 

Brushing a hot chick's teeth

 

A replacement Oscar for when they run out

 

As Lil' Wayne's lawyer

 

Killing a bat while wearing a bikini top

 

Preventing Saw VII from ever being made

 

Judging American Idol

 

Judging Amy

 

As a stand in for Al Gore at press conferences

 

Giving Jim Cramer more crap that's distracting to do

 

What else do you use your shake weight for?

 

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