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The 21 Worst Business Names Ever


Naming your business something clever can be difficult. For these people, it proved impossible...

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2 weeks ago

I once saw a van with PMS on it...I laughed X3 c:

3 weeks ago

7 is soo perverted o.O lol xD

9 weeks ago

lol the last one is supposed to be named MegaFlicks, but it doesn't appear that way XD

9 weeks ago

i once saw a a thing of tea bearing the name Tea Bag true story

10 weeks ago

What's wrong with Kum & Go? My uncle works there... You go in and leave fast, because of their quality service, herp derp.

11 weeks ago

The Git-Yo one was pretty awesome

18 weeks ago

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19 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

20 weeks ago

this is GROSS but still lol

21 weeks ago

OMG THE LAST ONE IS UNCENSORED!

40 weeks ago

Mammoth Erection makes scaffolding. What is scaffolding is so big they need scaffolding to build it? And that's so big they need more and more layers to build it!!!??? also stiff nipples is pretty creative.

40 weeks ago

Mammoth Erection makes scaffolding. What is scaffolding is so big they need scaffolding to build it? And that's so big they need more and more layers to build it!!!??? also stiff nipples is pretty creative.

46 weeks ago

Lovejuice? Eeeeewwwwww!

46 weeks ago

HAIRanoia?
That's freaking great

46 weeks ago

Megafiretrucks? are you for real? ahhaha

46 weeks ago

beaver cleaners ftw!

46 weeks ago

so firetrucking funny

46 weeks ago

I've actually seen a knobs and knockers once XD

49 weeks ago

have you ever heard of a school called RICHARD R.W. "DICK" DOWLING MIDDLE SCHOOL

49 weeks ago

Dick's Pumping
Slogan: We'll put our hose anywhere

51 weeks ago

WTFIRETRUCK IS WRONG WITH THE LAST ONE???

58 weeks ago

The stiff nipples truck is from here in whiting IN. I remember because every time we would walk over the the track field for gym, we would see it parked on our way there.

62 weeks ago

Do these people come up with these names on purpose? These are firetrucking funny!

63 weeks ago

Lol @ the last one

64 weeks ago

that last one is megaflicks, but they put the l and i together so it looks like megafiretrucks

66 weeks ago

i liked the love juice xd

66 weeks ago

i liked the love juice xd

66 weeks ago

We have a Dick's sporting goods where i am :p

66 weeks ago

kum and go is very popular in arkansas lol... i know i live there lol i have one like a few miles away

66 weeks ago

mammoth erection is by far the best

66 weeks ago

i bet kayne west made the gay fish one, GAY FISH UNITE

68 weeks ago

MEGAFLICKS
you should have used a different font

69 weeks ago

Megaf*cks ftw

70 weeks ago

When I went on summervication last year I found a barber named BrainWash. I don't know how you attrackt costumers with that...

70 weeks ago

ha!i used to live by a ton of kum & go's,i never got why my parents thought it was funny till i got older =S

70 weeks ago

Now I know that I'm a gay fish!

70 weeks ago

stiff nipples

70 weeks ago

LOL!!!! i remember a mgr @ my job @ bojangles' told me about "kum and go", but ididnt believe him.

71 weeks ago

ahahahahahaha! Giant Dick's old navy party city?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

71 weeks ago

...love juice...haha

78 weeks ago

LOL! The last one! xD I thought it was really Megaf*cks! :O but then on closer look, it was mega flicks. Haha!

78 weeks ago

BTW I saw the last before on Cracked.com it's actually "Megaflicks"--the "U" is really an "L" and an "I" close together! lol

78 weeks ago

I think perhaps a lot of these are from countries where English isn't a first language! Still funny as hell, though! :)

79 weeks ago

oh wow. Kanye West has a restaurant??
for all of you who don't watch South Park, KANYE WEST IS A GAY FISH

79 weeks ago

I work at a Kum & Go! hahaha theres a bank next door so we call it the Sperm Bank haha

81 weeks ago

@weicici
still gald aren't you?

81 weeks ago

omg, 2nd and 3rd XD

81 weeks ago

Lovejuice.

81 weeks ago

mega****s is actually mega flicks look closley at the U

81 weeks ago

megafiretrucks

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