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The 23 Best Names Ever


When your parents pick out your name, they are choosing something that will define you for the rest of your life. In the case of these people, their parents have chosen to define them as hilarious. Let us know any crazy names you've heard in the comments!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 days ago

Rofl Jesus condom pronounced Hey-Zeus actually 4 ne1 who doesn't know.

I got a hilarious joke 4 u guys. About names.
It is 60s-70s, u no, hippie era. Parents are giving their kids unusual back-2-nature names. So there is this kindergarten class and it is the first day. All the kids have name tags. Lots have funny stuff like winter, rainbow, horizon. Well 1 boy's says... Fruitstand. Now the teacher thinks, WTH that is a really weird name, but ok. So it's just, Fruitstand, time for recess, fru

2 days ago

My moms parents had a deal my grandpa could name the girls my grandma could name the boys. It was all girls I-D Leslie liane Lynette. They once asked my grandma what SHE would name them Heather Feather Twinkle. Heather ok feather twinkle wth did she _want_ them to get laughed at?!!?!

2 days ago

Oh wait it can't but my last name can. It's Thorn. Oh well. Good thing my parents didn't name me Rose.

2 days ago

My name's Ruby. That can't be made fun of... right? /:)

6 days ago

I've seen someone with the actual name Dixon Balls.

1 week ago

LOL its batman bin suparmans birthday today XD

1 week ago

Today is Batman Bin Suparman's birthday :DD

1 week ago

LOL Im from Singapore. Its soooooooooooooooooooooo hot now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 week ago

Those are all awesome names. i tell no lie. there is a friend of my family whose name is: Mike Rack. Also, one of my old school friend's is now named Mrs Gaye Cant. pmsl!

3 weeks ago

I know of a guy called Finn McMissile. Well, he's actually a car.

3 weeks ago

I ha e a friend called Asia Cox

5 weeks ago

I laughed till I cried.....:D

7 weeks ago

jesus would be the best name ever! :D

8 weeks ago

Batman Bin Superman OMFG trololol. One of my friends knows a guy called Dick Tickle... Thats just akward :-P

8 weeks ago

Haha My Favorite Was...

Jesus Condoms. xD

The First Name Above Him Is My Name!
Phoebe's A Really Ugly Name. I Hate
My Name Because Everyone Spells It Wrong
And Pronounces It Wrong Too.

8 weeks ago

Dude, Pheobe is an awesome name and you shouldn't care what other people think of ur name ^__^

8 weeks ago

I agree with that 735dj!

I know someone who's name is Emma Dale!

8 weeks ago

My friends name is chilli pepper lol

8 weeks ago

i knew a guy who was indian/hindi and his hame was harsheet

8 weeks ago

Lucky Cannon more like CANNON PENIS!!!!

8 weeks ago

Turok so badass he doesn't need a last name

8 weeks ago

i no a guy named lovedeep sing

8 weeks ago

i know a guy named haywood jablow

9 weeks ago

there's a teacher where i live named Harry Wiener

10 weeks ago

There's a teacher in are school called ms. Bonner

10 weeks ago

Jesus condom? Wtf!....XD

11 weeks ago

i knew someone with the last name spoolman.

13 weeks ago

Lucky Cannon is his stage name.

15 weeks ago

i know 2 guys(brothers) named Brandon and Carson Doom

16 weeks ago

my mom knew someone named Bertha Conchola XD

17 weeks ago

Now i know a good site to go on if i have to chose a baby name!!!! Although lucky cannon is fit!!!!!

17 weeks ago

lucky cannon= WWE :)

18 weeks ago

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37 weeks ago

the last one's an identity card from Singapore, and an incident happened to someone of a similar name (not sure if its the same guy), when he wanted to travel overseas, he was stopped by the immigration officer at the checkpoint

officer: what's your name?
guy: batman

guy got firetrucked

officer: what's your dad's name?
guy: suparman (which sounded like superman)

guy got firetrucked again

37 weeks ago

i'm from Singapore, and i've heard about the last one, something happened to someone with a similar name before and its in some forums, it went something like this:

guy was going overseas, and going through customs
officer: what's your name?
guy: batman

guy got firetrucked

officer: what's your dad's name?
guy: suparman (sounded like superman)

guy got firetrucked even more

38 weeks ago

afadass*

38 weeks ago

that guy anass fadass was on dutch television :0

38 weeks ago

MY FAVORITE:
MIKE LITORIS

40 weeks ago

My TOP 5 FAVORITES...

1. Batman Bin Superman

2. Robert Fagot

3. Dick Kock

4. Man Fuk

5. B.J.Cobbledick

40 weeks ago

My TOP 5 FAVORITES...

1. Batman Bin Superman

2. Robert Fagot

3. Dick Kock

4. Man Fuk

5. B.J.Cobbledick

40 weeks ago

My friend's uncles name is
P. Ness

40 weeks ago

My friend's uncles name is
P. Ness

41 weeks ago

i met someone from africa with the name !xobile. It's pronounced (click sound) bile

41 weeks ago

there was this girl whos name was talula does the hula in hawiia. she changed it

41 weeks ago

Oliver Closeoff

41 weeks ago

The first 2 are too good to be true :D

41 weeks ago

Rusty Kuntz lol

42 weeks ago

I know a kid named "E.Z Ryder" :D

43 weeks ago

i feel bad for Jesus Condom xD

43 weeks ago

LOL...

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