10 Sexiest Drummer Boys
Drummers get the worst rep, and I fail to see why. They’re rhythmically talented individuals that comprise the foundation for some of the most popular and sexiest musical acts. Loyal and modest to a fault; humble and dependable, drummers are truly the sexy unsung heroes of the music world.
I’ve rounded up some of the hottest, most adorable, most dependable, most smokin’ hot little drummer boys I could find. Enjoy!
10. Quest Love – The Roots
Quest Love is funny, loves to tweet, looks like a teddy bear that you just want to curl up with on a cold night… and he's super cool and sexy on the drums. Plus if I were dating Quest Love I wouldn't have to carry a purse, I could just store things in his fro.
9. Adrian Young – No Doubt
If I had to give Adrian a single nickname it would be, ‘The Wildcard,’ consistently exercising the element of surprise and unafraid to don a mohawk taller than his forearm.
8. Matt Tong – Bloc Party
A tall skinny nerd whaling shirtless on the drums? Hell yes.
7. Chris Tomson – Vampire Weekend
What would everyone’s trust-fund-pop band be without an incredibly cute beardy drummer? He's bearded and bashful, and I can't get enough.
6. Paul Thomson – Franz Ferdinand
Paul Thomson is like being sent back into the throes of a blissful dream you can’t remember having in the first place; a sweet return glance from him from across the room at a Christmas party is really all I need til the new year; I dare you to disagree.
5. Patrick Carney – The Black Keys
I’m certain that if you plugged in a vintage amplifier to a teenage boy the sound that would emit from the stereo speakers would sound like The Black Keys; they are the embodiment of sex appeal, the rush of pubescent adrenaline; a constantly swirling source of sexy badass excitement.
4. Thomas Lang
My sources inform me that Thomas Lang is one of the more famous drummers in Austria. Look at that face and tell me you didn’t instantly think of checking travelocity for convenient airfare deals to Austria. No? Take another look and get back to me.
3. Joe Plummer – Modest Mouse, The Black Heart Procession, The Shins
I tell you this as a warning, much like Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye, looking into Joe’s eyes is like stealing a glance at the eyes of Mara – approach with caution, and appreciate his dead sexiness with your utmost gratitude that such a perfect creature exists.
2. Fabrizio Moretti – The Strokes
Striking, gorgeous, hunky, rugged, edgy – all apply to this garage rocker whose got the best worlds of combining lead singer prettiness with laidback drummer boy sex appeal; he is a perfect human being (though I really didn’t need to say it).
1. Dave Grohl – Foo Fighters, Them Crooked Vultures, Nirvana
I make no attempts to hide my love and appreciation for what could be the best beard in American drumming. The only thing that would make this beard better is if he could drum with it.
Who do you think is the sexiest little drummer boy? Tell us in the comments below!