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10 Songs That Have Probably Driven You Crazy

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There are annoying songs and then there are rip your hair out,  send you to an insane asylum earworm songs that burrow deep into your brain.  I'm pretty sure all of these songs will be playing on an endless loop in Hell. Here are 10 songs that are for sure on most people's 'drive you batsh*t crazy' playlist . Consider yourself warned.


Call Me Maybe–Carly Rae Jepsen

Hey, this is crazy! YES IT IS CRAZY. So give me your number, lady, because I need to go to the doctor and see if she'll prescribe me some Ambien.  I seriously haven't had a good night's sleep since this song was released. Just another reason to wanna kick Justin Bieber in the ass.


Whip My Hair–Willow Smith

She needs something whipped, but it ain't her hair!  If you need proof that Hollywood nepotism is a horrendous blight on society, look no further than this atrocity by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's 'edgy' spawn, Willow. If you need further proof, see Rumer Willis.


Blue–Eiffel 65

It's like Tubthumping meets Numa Numa. 'Nuff said!


I Gotta Feeling–The Black Eyed Peas

When it comes to writing annoying songs, no one is more prolific than the Black Eyed Peas. I mean, they make Katy Perry look like Adele. This whole list could be BEP songs! But I had to narrow it down to one and I Gotta Feeling is the only song I've actually wanted to beat the living sh*t out of. I guess that makes it the 'winner'.


Unwritten–Natasha Bedingfield

I blame The Hills. And the feminine product commercials. Oh yeah and Natasha Bedingfield. I'll never accept the fact that it was my fault for randomly belting out "FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN!' in highly inappropriate situations, multiple times.


Hollaback Girl–Gwen Stefani

It's like a modern-day 'Mickey' but like 1000 times more repetitive. This is your sh*t Gwen. And it stinks.


Nicki Minaj–Super Bass

Will I ever understand Nicki Minaj? No, no I won't.   Perhaps I'm not 'Pelican Fly' enough? Fine with me.


Party Rock Anthem–LMFAO

Remember that one day when you first heard this song and kind of liked it? And then it was already played-out 24 hours later? That was weird how fast that happened, huh?


Baby–Justin Bieber

When I went back and listened to this song, I was actually surprised to hear words other than 'baby'. I could've sworn it was an endless loop of 'Baby, baby, baby, OH!"  That's what I always hear in my head when I'm in the fetal position rocking myself to sleep at night. Insanity is weird like that.


Friday–Rebecca Black

Come on, NO annoying song list is complete without Friday! It's like the Patron Saint of inane crappy songs that make you lose your will to live. Those were dark days to be a pop culture-oriented comedy writer. I really have a need to eat a pint of Chubby Hubby right now. I'm getting depression flashbacks.

What song has driven you up the wall? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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