10 Super Weird Tumblrs
There’s some crazy crap on the internet, that’s for damn sure. Stupid memes, stupid YouTube comments, stupid Twitter accounts…basically, you can’t click a mouse without finding something downright weird online. Tumblr, however, is the epicenter of the absurd – tens of thousands of Tumblr blogs revel in the ridiculousness of bizarre imagery. The Tumblrs on this list are the cream of the kooky crop.
The braintrust behind Album Tacos does the Lord’s wacky work by Photoshopping delicious looking tacos onto the covers of famous albums. Unless, of course, these images aren't Photoshopped and there really is a Bruce Springsteen album entitled "Tacos on the Edge of Town." It’s strikingly similar to another Tumblr, The Kitten Covers, but with edible subject matter (assuming, of course, you don't find kittens edible).
Moustair is “Where men meets moustaches meets hair meets moustaches meets hair meets MOUSTAIR.” Basically, it’s a Tumblr where you can trip out on images of mustaches Photoshopped as hair. Do you get it? Of course you don’t. That’s because it makes no sense. If you’re more of a beard buff than a moustache maniac, you may prefer the equally absurd Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes.
gnitaE is the word “Eating” in reverse. As such, gnitaE deals exclusively in animated GIFs of eating. In reverse. A backwards version of Weird Al Yankovic’s "Eat It" is also hosted on the site, which you can listen to whilst watching Bill Murray pull a sandwich out of his mouth over…and over…and over…
Law & Order & Food
Do you get off on watching Jerry Orbach eat, you sick freak? If so, here's your new home page. You’re welcome.
Me and Fred Durst
Check it: Me and Fred Durst is a Tumblr full of photos of people awkwardly posing alongside Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. It’s weird ‘cause, y’know, who in their right mind would want to pose for a photo with the dude who wrote “Nookie”?
Am I Beyoncé Yet?
Ah, “Am I Beyoncé Yet?”. The Tumblr that asks, "Am I Beyoncé Yet?" According to the site’s mission statement, "Every day I will look in the mirror to check if I'm Beyoncé and then I will post the findings here." As of today, whoever runs this site is not Beyoncé. But who knows what the future will hold?
The only thing more delicious than bread is people, which is why this Tumblr is awesome – it’s two great tastes that taste great together. It also inspired Cheese People, an equally delectable site.
Microwhat’s packed to the gills with animated GIFs of nondescript everyday objects like markers, candy and Doritos bags…before and after they've been microwaved. Hell, they even microwaved a Polaroid photo of a microwave. Whoa…talk about meta…
The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day
Exactly as its name would imply, The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day regales readers with the same sick pic of Uncle Joey, every damn day. Everywhere you look.
Lindsay NoHANDS is all about Lindsay Lohan. Sans hands. As is the case with “The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day,” it’s a beautiful testament to truth in advertising.
What’s the nuttiest Tumblr you’ve ever seen? Did it permanently scar you with its lunacy? Let me know in the comments!