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10 Worst Places To Spend Spring Break

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Spring break can really suck because it gives us a taste of summer and then takes it away. Well, the only thing worse than going back to school from spring break is going back to school from a crappy spring break. So whatever you're doing for Spring Break, just think God you're not spending it in one of these horrible locations…


10. Stevensville, Montana

This town may be nice as the set of a Coen brothers movie or in a photograph, but spending a week there will probably have a similar effect as what happened to Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”


9. Chuck Norris’ house

Chuck Norris threw spring break into a lake during a workout.


8. Santa Claus, Kentucky

As much as I love all things Christmas, there’s a time and a place for everything and Spring Break is not the place for Santa… Unless he's on water skis!


7. Stuck In An Elevator With The Devil

Worst Spring Break ever! Unless it's just the movie version of this even, then it is EVEN WORSE.


6. A movie theater

“Battle: Los Angeles” is proven to cause nausea, dizziness, and boredom. “Hop” is from the director of “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” “Sucker Punch” just looks overwhelming, and it’s called “Sucker Punch.” You'd think that with all the money they spend, Hollywood could have come up with ONE decent movie for us to watch this week. Better to just go outside and get some sun.


5. Charlie Sheen’s brain

Sure, his little fiasco with the media is just about over, but he’s still insane—yes, shamefully amusing, but insane. His brain is more hectic than a Liberia.


4. Alien spacecraft after being abducted

Totally lame place to spend your Spring Break guys. Aliens are soooooo boring. Trust me.


3. On your iPhone

Between Angry Birds and Words with Friends, your iPhone or iPod touch may steal away your entire vacation. It must be stopped. Technology is not a suitable substitute for fun and social interaction.


2. In the front row at a Rebecca Black concert

I'd rather play Words with Friends…


1. Detroit

Oh, Detroit. What happened to you? You've let yourself go!

Where else would make for a horrible spring break? Tell us in the comments below!

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