12 of the Strangest Things You Can Buy Off of Amazon
You can find literally anything on Amazon (including some very specific complaints). But one of the things you can’t help but stumble across are its weird products. We’ve collected below the weirdest things you can find on Amazon — don’t worry, they’re all eligible for Prime!
You might think to yourself, “When am I ever going to need a yodeling pickle?” But the real question is, when are you not going to need a yodeling pickle?
Nicholas Cage pillow
Your bed isn’t made until it’s accessorized with a Nicholas Cage pillow. His piercing eyes practically beg you to come to bed. It’s the perfect gift for the Cage connoisseur in your life!
Two adult Madagascar hissing cockroaches
Do you want only one adult Madagascar hissing cockroach? Then go somewhere else! These very real and very alive insects and they are not sold separately.
Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper
Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper pairs perfectly with the glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, which Amazon also sells. It makes it so much easier to see what you’re doing when nature calls at 3 AM!
What are you supposed to wear under gloves? Why, handerpants, of course! Make sure your digits never go commando!
One pound of human body fat replica
Move over human skeleton replicas! Human body fat replicas are on the market! The only question is, does it weigh more than the human muscle replica?
Trying to train your cat to be a DJ? Then you’ll need the cat turntable, of course! Mr. Whiskers will become DJ Mr. Whiskers in no time!
Salmon sushi pillow
When Jiro dreams of sushi, he dreams those dreams while resting his head on this salmon pillow. Don’t worry! It doesn’t have the same contamination hazards as raw fish!
Senior woman with asthma wall decal
This item is frequently bought with the Nicholas Cage pillow. Hey, some people are into some weird stuff, and that weird stuff is enabled by Amazon.
Life-size Yeti statue
At $2,565, this statue is a steal! It’s perfect for the prankster who wants to make hikers think they’re having a Bigfoot sighting. It is life-sized, after all!
Now your toilet time doesn’t have to go to waste! You can work on your swing from the comforts of your own crapper. It’s like having your cake and eating it too, then practicing your golf when you sh*t out that cake that you ate.
Amazon has everything… and nothing. Yup, you can literally buy nothing on Amazon. It’s a gift that will make the lucky recipient say, “Thanks?”
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