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13 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

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I tend to go for the nerdy bookworm with glasses, the kind of girl that would love to spend a romantic night in reformating your hard drive, and then catching a Serenity marathon. I thought I might share a few pick-up lines that will knock the argyle socks of your favorite mathlete.

"Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent'."


"What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this… when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel."


"I less than three you." (I <3 you)


"Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love."


"You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force."


"I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan."


"How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"


"Nice Asimov."


"If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."


"Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on, you never go back."


"You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!"


"Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?"


"Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?"


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