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13 Pokemon Pick-Up Lines That Are Guaranteed To Work

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I like to think of myself as a suave man about town and I have found that nothing tells a woman that you are sophisticated like hitting on her using a Pokemon pick up line. So with that said, enjoy!


My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.


If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.


Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.


Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.


If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!


You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.


You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.


Wynaut go out with me?


You just weedled your way into my heart.


You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you.


You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.


Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.

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