Just 18 Funny Tweets About Cats
*me petting my cat*
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
— craft brewery owner (@sad_tree) February 24, 2015
"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you
— Sam H. Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) January 16, 2017
[cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes
[other cat] Dude you're high, shut up
— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) May 6, 2015
some cats are like "i hate this dumb name you gave me." but i like the ones that are clearly saying "FOOLS! COWER BEFORE THE IRE OF WAFFLES"
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 16, 2014
life imitating art pic.twitter.com/8R40givjNf
— Natalya Lobanova (@NatalyaLobanova) April 1, 2017
— Evil Chris Priestly (@TheEvilChris) April 21, 2016
Here's a video of my kitten sticking his entire head in the bag to get a single pita chip. Thank you pic.twitter.com/0bbEpT9xoo
— a wandering ghost (@pale_teen) May 2, 2016
who is she pic.twitter.com/A7XpZQYN8q
— ur emo gf (@skeletonpup) July 29, 2016
– yet more proof that cats are in fact a kind of liquid pic.twitter.com/bpIh4j5VtY
— Köksal Akın (@Koksalakn) June 15, 2016
vet: what's the problem
me: my cat just realized life is an endless cycle of existential angst punctuated by death pic.twitter.com/d0EIhRLoiD
— bela lugosi's beth💀 (@bourgeoisalien) September 18, 2016
Gave my cat some catnip and he's been laying like this for 2 hours pic.twitter.com/wZsG7qIXzR
— YA BOY DANNY TANNER (@DannyTanner) June 29, 2016
my cat is playing with her tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 18, 2014
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats paw and need to be arrested
— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) December 28, 2015
CATS: We got a lifetime of naps and belly rubs. What about you?
HUMANS: Superior intellect
C: Cool what's it for?
H: Math and feeling bad
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) September 21, 2014
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015
I'd like to clear something up: your cat or dog's last name is NOT your last name. Their last name is Cat or Dog.
— Steve Hely (@helytimes) January 18, 2016
RT if u agree pic.twitter.com/iUSuIG5hvl
— bb 🛬#DHDEN17 (@chxsbully) February 17, 2017
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