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18 Things Every Basic Girl Has in Her Purse

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Basic girls are the best. Yeah I said it. I’m a proud basic girl. We like good stuff and we all buy the exact same things. Why be “different” and use a sh*tty lip gloss when you could follow in the steps of your trusted fellow basics and use Glossier? Here’s a rundown of all the great stuff we basics have in our bag. I suggest you purchase an Erin Condren planner, wait 2-3 weeks for delivery, then open it and with your Muji gel pen, and take notes.

1. Glossier Lip Balm

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2. Burt’s Bees Lip Balm

3. Six Mac Lipsticks in varying shades of Nude

4. Sephora mirror that comes free with a gift card

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5. Euros from semester abroad in Paris in 2012

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6. Complimentary Razors from Equinox

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7. Seven and ½ FULL Bottle of Essentia

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8. Smith’s Rosebud Salve (are you catching on to how important moisturizing is to us?)

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9. Erin Condren Planner but it’s blank after January 16th, 2018 (we kinda stopped using it for a bit, but we’ll get back into it)

10. One Long CVS Receipt

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11. 46 Organic Cotton Tampons (because one time we were without a tampon and no basic girl was around to help us and it was really bad so now we carry a sh*t ton)

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12. Phone cord hair tie

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13. Glitter fabric hair tie

14. Plain black hair tie

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15. Snackpack of almonds (we’d carry around an avo half if we could, trust)

16. 7 RX bars (different flavor for different mood, duh)

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17. Rayban Round Sunglasses

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18. Fake ID even we’re like 26 and have no use for it, but paid $120 for that sh*t so… keeping it forever

Are you a fellow basic? Tweet-tweet at me @AndiHester!