21 Old Celebrity Tweets Worth Retweeting
Twitter was a once fun place for celebrities to share their thoughts in a mostly consequence-free environment, instead of a place for Nazis and people complaining about Nazis. Although the old, fun Twitter is done, we still have old celebrity tweets to remind us of good times gone by. Some of these are just good, funny tweets, and others are strange relics of a bygone era, but they’re all worth seeing again.
You come out the bathroom..get ready for bed…and your belt buckle hits you in the nuts. bad times. night 😀 .xx
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) May 17, 2011
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) September 6, 2012
4:20..how is everyone?
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) June 18, 2009
I used to get nightmares watching scooby doo. Not anymore.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 8, 2010
On the way to london..I just farted.. Hehe.
— Niall Horan (@NiallOfficial) December 15, 2010
Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!
— #VisionImplementor (@Tyrese) August 11, 2011
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) April 23, 2009
why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) December 21, 2012
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 5, 2014
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 20, 2009
Vagina. Vagina. Vagina.
— sia (@Sia) December 16, 2011
Today I am so vagina
— sia (@Sia) March 16, 2012
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 29, 2010
— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) June 22, 2010
I'm so tired if I don't go to bed I'm gonna start crying like alittle bitch. This Twitter has me hooked
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) August 25, 2010
My dick is in flames
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 9, 2014
I Love MCR 😀
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) March 7, 2011
ok boys, what's your ball size?
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013
It was just announced that @MacMiller’s song “DonaldTrump” went platinum—tell Mac Miller to kiss my ass!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2013
My dick hurts
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 9, 2013
I want to die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2012