22 Hilarious Tweets for Anyone That Grew Up With a Sister
Growing up with sisters is a harrowing experience. From stealing clothes to deadly wrestling matches, sisters were made to put you through hell (and hopefully they also love you). Here are the best tweets about siblings that, like, totally get it:
Few days back, my little sister killed a cockroach and I told her that maybe he was going back to his home after a busy day, it's kids are waiting for him but you killed it. She cried for 2 hours straight
— Mariyam (@mariyameeme) January 1, 2018
My 11 year old little sister came at me wrong so I clapped back. pic.twitter.com/jmiqZ01Yaj
— Sean Wynn (@cashmerepapi) November 27, 2016
i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & when i asked her why not she said “its too much work”. i never felt anything on a spiritual level more than that right there
— muva tae🕊 (@otaaee) December 20, 2017
mood: picking up my drunk sister from a party and her seeing that i was wearing her pajama pants which caused her to hysterically cry and tell me how much she loves me
— Orion Carloto (@orionnichole) December 21, 2017
“what’s it like having a sister?” pic.twitter.com/bKTSAvTQBK
— Sincerely Tumblr (@SincerelyTumblr) December 22, 2017
If I see my sister on social media tonight , imma have to drive to UCLA and square up with her cuz she ignorin my texts
— Michael Nobles (@MichaelN_24) January 8, 2018
Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you?
4-year-old: I won.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2015
— kristina jordan (@kristinagjordan) August 23, 2015
— ninaellen (@ninbobs) January 6, 2018
I took my 4 year old sister to Target with me and she pouted me into buying her a toy. She then chose 2 and I said she had to pick 1. She grabbed one toy and whispered to the other “Don’t worry, I’ll come back for you.”
— la loba (@vickto_willy) February 7, 2018
As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 14, 2015
son is fuming bc his sister is staying home from school AGAIN. he just opened her door and said "and here's the liar in her natural habitat"
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) April 5, 2017
Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister?
3-year-old: Babies are jerks.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2015
I made my little sister mad now she’s trying to fliP THE CAR LIKE SHES ELEVEN HAHDJENFNF pic.twitter.com/uMqmVk7jKk
— payton (@paytonmichele_) November 4, 2017
Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop?
5: *doesn't look up* I already know them.
— ʆℴ Ɗเ꒸꒸เƚყ (@WhaJoTalkinBout) January 18, 2017
Me: Don't spit at your sister!
4: I'm a bunny.
Me: Bunnies don't spit.
4: I'm an acid-spitting bunny.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016
DR.: you're going to feel a little bit of pressure. Ready?
DR.: your sister is younger but already has a career path & owns her home
— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) October 4, 2016
And here is a video of my little sister trying to pronounce the word "who"😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/MbdPFUQKWd
— Lexi (@Lexusxoxoxoxo) November 30, 2016
I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.
— candice (@__candypants) July 9, 2012
*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died*
how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her
*clicks sad face button*
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 25, 2016
Me: I hate my sister so much!
Someone else: *says something bad about my sister*
— Thomas E Harrison (@teharrisonfox55) January 5, 2018
AND IF YOU DONT LIKE MY SISTER MAKE SURE YOU DONT LIKE MY SILLY ASS EITHER HOE
— paylay 💋 (@parismabry) December 29, 2017
What’s the worst thing your sister does to you? Tell me about it on Twitter!