22 Times Twitter Had Something Funny to Say About Having a Crush
Having a crush is like having a crush. You get it, I get it. Twitter gets it. The only person who doesn’t get it is the crush! WHY DON’T THEY REALIZE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I’D BE SO GOOD FOR THEM AND I MET THEIR MOM AT THE FAIR AND SHE LIKED ME AND WE’D BE PERFECT TOGETHER. Alas, crushes are oblivious. Here are some tweets to help us all cope.
when your crush calls you “baby” pic.twitter.com/ryOyAN5PYO
— bams. (@itsambsie) January 3, 2018
can everyone but my crush leave me the hell alone
— caitlin white (@harmonicait) July 25, 2017
If you have a crush on someone and don't know if they like you or not just push them off a cliff so you don't have to deal with it anymore
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) August 17, 2013
In 6th grade I had a really big crush on this boy who had a girlfriend, so one day on aim I messaged him a link to the music video for "you belong with me" by Taylor Swift. Joe if you're reading this that was weird, my bad
— Katie Sutherland (@ksuth96) January 9, 2018
me getting a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/V0eRwGBJ8U
— spongebob popping out a mailbox (@ugsadkid) November 19, 2017
when you look at your old crush you used to like and realize how ugly they actually are pic.twitter.com/iKjPTg9D7c
— zander (@finah) January 4, 2018
Friend: Your crush is coming, act normal. pic.twitter.com/rO9tZMSVKJ
— ً (@JASZMlNEFAREED) January 16, 2018
Picture this: It’s 8th grade, you’re getting all dressed up for your crush like “i’m bout to look fly for my baby today.” just for them not to show up to school,so you sit in all your classes mad as hell.
— Noah M. (@NoahTheCloser) January 16, 2018
Y'all remember how fiinnne your crush was until the teacher asked him to read out loud😔😭😭😭😂 pic.twitter.com/minuecNAxH
— 👄YAM Goddess👑 (@EGOtistical_K) January 16, 2018
I can't wait for school to start so I can have a fat crush on someone in my class and never talk to them
— dad (@IrlRiddimDaddy) January 10, 2018
Back in 2012 when I was still in school, I went to the school library and borrowed this book cuz I wanted to have a reason to talk to the librarian who was my crush.
He called me cute that day.
Exactly 11 months later, we got together.
I never returned that book. pic.twitter.com/KS2F4oo3IF
— Dee Nadzree (@racoconn) January 11, 2018
Me: I'm going to stop falling for people so fast
Also me: pic.twitter.com/pxO25kXNgF
— Austin Hoffman (@reallyhoffman) January 16, 2018
i got to leave school early today and i’m lowkey sad because i wanted to stare at my crush more 😳
— ً (@LIZACOSHY) January 12, 2018
do u ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that u have no chance with n everything u do is dumb n feelings are dumb n dumbity dumb dumb
— SZRP (@trvpism) October 23, 2017
Picture this: The year is 2011, you are listening to Rack City by Tyga. You finally get the nerve to text your middle school crush: I like you
She responds: I like you too friend
You text Back: Sorry my friend took my phone
You are off the hook, life is good.
— Jace Fransen (@jacefransen09) January 12, 2018
i looked up my high school crush today and she’s still hot that’s so annoying
— Xx_#loGang_sniper_sharia_law_luvr_xX (@sexualjumanji) January 11, 2018
when you tell your best friend about your crush and when you go to school the next day somehow everyone knows about it pic.twitter.com/CA2aqT84xs
— satan (@vampiregaI) January 15, 2018
A small pleasure worth having is a tiny nothing crush on a complete stranger.
— GAB 🏳️🌈 (@gabydunn) January 6, 2018
me realizing i have a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/dPuNUnIm6g
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) March 9, 2017
My crush: 1 push up and I'll date you
— lourdes (@gossipgriII) January 7, 2016
Friend: “remember when you had a crush on-”
— Nele (@kiggyys) January 8, 2018
The most middle school thing I have ever heard.
"Did you and your crush dance together?"
"Kinda she taught me the Cotton Eyed Joe"
— Laura Bates (@bateslaura24) January 14, 2018
Let’s talk crushes on Twitter @AndiHester!