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6 Things I Bought From TV (But Will Never Use)

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I tend to have a bad habit of buying things on an impulse. I buy things that I don't really need, and things that are usually of a lesser quality.

I can't resist the sale, even though I will never use the item.


The Snuggie

I tried this thing on once and then put it back in the box. I live in Phoenix Arizona, there are three days out of the year cold enough to allow me to use this… unless I join a cult and there's really no fear of that happening in the near future.


The Shake Weight

I use this thing five times, and now use it as a door stop. I saw the girl on the informational using it and getting all jiggly. I think I bought it only because I was so turned on by the chick in the commercial… but you should know that the chick in the commercial doesn't actually come with the Shake Weight.


The Chia Pet

I have no idea why I ever bought this, I guess it looked cute… but in the end I have a crappy ceramic hedgehog was sprouts growing out of it.


Anything From This Guy

I'm not sure what it is, but I immediately trust this man and one of by whatever he's selling.

I think it's the beard.

Too bad he's dead now.


Bread Gloves

This looks like a fantastic idea, but in practice I kept dropping the meet and biting my fingers.


Pedi Paws

This sounded like a good idea in the middle of the night when I was watching TV. But as soon as my dog heard the motor spin he freaked the hell out and kicked this thing across the room. I think he'd rather that I cut his nails the old fashioned way.

What kind of crap have you purchased because it seemed like a good deal at the time? How'd that work out for you? Tell us in the comments below.


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