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6 Video Games That Could Get You A Real Life Beat Down

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We all love trash talking while playing video games. I mean, it's all part of the fun, but not for one Canadian teen. You may think twice before you trash talk ever again…

According to Girl Gamer a trash talkin' Vancouver teen who loved playing Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients got his A$$ handed to him when some fellow gamers hunted him down and literally broke his game playing fingers.

The unnamed teen was walking down the street when a car pulled up, three teens got out, made him get down on his knees and apologize for trash talking, then broke his fingers and drove off. Authorities say that the teens tracked him down by going after a common friend who then told them where he lived and went to school.

It may seem like fun, but trash talking can get you in a lot of trouble.

With the knowledge that internet vigilantes might come to your house and break your fingers, it might be wise to watch what you say when playing games. Especially games with a lot of crazy people playing…



Are you kidding me? There's nothing more fun that blowing someone sky high and then giving them a verbal smacking over the ol' headset.


Call Of Duty

It's almost impossible to not scream "Gottcha beotch!" after you unleash the hurt on some loser, but that loser could be 6'4" and 200 lbs so you might want to tame it down a bit.



With over 15 weapons at your disposal, Killzone was made for trash-talking! "You lookin' at me? Take that muffin top!"


Street Fighter

Some of my fondest memories of playing Street Figher is the trash talking. I mean, what's the point of kickin' some A– if you can't add a little insult to injury right?


Super Smash Bros.

Trying to NOT trash talk while playing Super Smash Bros. is like stirring your Kool-Aid with a fork. It just doesn't quite get the job done.


So look guys, if you're angry about someone else trash talking you in video game land… you seriously need to get over it. Don't be a sorry loser. It's just a game. You'll live to issue a virtual beat down on some other player another day… unless you really, REALLY suck that is… and if you suck that bad, you might want to look into knitting. "Take that purl stitch beeyotch! TAKE IT!"

How do you feel about trash talkin' during game play?


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