6 Weirdest Celebrity Diets
Americans are obsessed with dieting, and will do just about anything to be thin. Except eat healthy & exercise, of course.
And celeberities are no different than the rest of us! As shocking as this may be, I did a little research and discovered that some celebrities struggle with their weight “JUST LIKE US!” But not exactly like us. We wouldn’t revere them like royalty if all they did to stay slim was eat healthy foods and work out. That’s way too boring…
While we mere civilians invest in endless pills and diet aids, our Celebrity Royalty get way more creative. Hey, they are artists after all. Here are some of the hottest celebrity eating disorders… I mean diet plans on the market…
1.) Grapefruit Diet
There are lots of fruit diets, but we found Grapefruit to be the most popular for some reason. This diet requires that you eat a grapefruit before every meal. Kylie Minogue does it, and she’s uber thin. In the interest of full disclosure, her constant dancing and personal trainer may also have something to do with it.
2.) The 3-Egg Diet
Here’s a heart clogging diet brought to us by Nicole Kidman. When she needs to slim down she just eats 3 unbalanced meals a day – each meal full of delicous cholesterol filled hard-boiled eggs. She must be so tempted to binge around Easter time. Stay strong, Nicole!
3.) Baby Food Diet
If you can’t guess what the Baby Food Diet is all about, take a wild guess… It involves… you know, baby food: pureed brussels sprouts and beef mousse. It totally makes sense if you're a baby, or a senior citizen with no teeth but Jennifer Aniston? C'mon!
4.) The Master Cleanse
Blame this one on Béyoncé. Though the Master Cleanse has been a popular form of extreme self-torture among new-age types for years, Béyoncé’s baffling thighs made this weird diet fashionable. You simply drink a mixture of lemon juice, grade B maple syrup, and cayenne pepper (mixed with water) whenever you are hungry… for ten days – if you live that long.
5.) Ice Cube Diet
You can tell Renee Zellweger is a REAL actor because of her weight roller coaster.
Renee says she’s tried many diets to take off extra weight, but the one that works best for her is the ice cube diet. “As long as I get that ‘constant feed’ feeling, it’s semi-tolerable.” She also ate primarily bamboo and walked to all her meeting in LA for a month.
6.) The I.V. Diet
One of Hollywood’s dirtiest little secrets (and that’s sayin’ something) is the Intra-veinous Diet. Talk about easy! All celebs have to do is check themselves into the hospital, get put on an I.V. and avoid eating altogether. Monitored starvation! Now that sounds glamorous.