6 Worst Summer Vacation Spots
Summer vacation is going by faster than you can say, 'Fantasy Burrito'
But that doesn’t mean it’s too late to not go to these places. Heck, let’s not go to them together!
Firstly, there are too many Orcs this time of year. I remember going to Mordor when one had to join a fellowship, now they just let anyone in who can flash some ring. And let us not forget, one does not simply walk into Mordor without a reservation. Spontaneity be damned!
Sure it harbors some quaint, rustic charm what with the ominous dragonfire burnt towers and gates. And there’s even some family entertainment in the courtyard like hangings and rats burrowing though human flesh to escape being burned alive. But have you seen the price tag?
You’d have to be nuts to go there – during their fringe festival!
Bog of Eternal Stench
Yeah, it smelled bad. But what really stunk was that excuse for a continental breakfast. I mean one stale muffin and some greenish eggs does not a complete breakfast make.
This Windowless Van
It had a really good yelp rating I guess but all in all I was hoping for more candy and a little less tickle monster fights on the plush California King mattress.
Just kidding. Nobody goes on summer vacation to Fresno.
What do you think is the worst place to spend your summer vacation? Let us know in the comments!