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7 Geeky Pick-Up Lines

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For those of us of the geeky persuasion, I offer you a few more pick up lines to woo that very special nerd in your life.


1. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

I always thought that keyboard banter was a perfect segue into flirting.

2. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Any girl that reponds to this is a keeper!


3. No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

I have found that most pick up lines are best delivered with specific part numbers for reference.


4. I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

Even if a woman doesnt get this lines true meaning, it still sounds good.


5. What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

If the girl of your dreams doesnt respond to this, you might want to change chatroom to forum or message board.


6.  Come to my and Iíll give you sudo access.

This a local host or loopback ip adress. This is the most geeky of the pick up lines but if the girl gets it you are golden.


7. How about we go home and you handle my exception?

This term comes from programing. Its VERY geeky and sounds kind of naughty. Its gaughty!

What's your favorite geeky pick-up line? Ladies, would these work with you? If so let us know in the comments!


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