7 Signs You’re Unpopular
Look at you. I bet you think you're pretty cool, strutting around like you're the greatest guy or gal around. But that may not be the case! How do you know you're not actually desperately, desperately uncool? Well, that's where I can help. You see I… uh, have some friends who were not very popular for a long time. And they've provided me with some helpful clues to determine whether or not you are such an unlucky sort. So, here now, are 7 signs you're unpopular:
People give you directions to a party, and you discover that, if you took them, you'd end up in the middle of the Atlantic. They claim it was a mistake, but they just don't want you at their party.
You Think Other People Are Ill
Were you worried for a long time that everyone around was deaf because you could never seem to get their attention? Well, I have some bad news for you. They were ignoring you. Because you're unpopular.
You Have A Hard Time With Pets
You've probably noticed that, when you refer to dogs as "man's best friend", your dog rolls it's eyes. It's trying to tell you something.
You Committed Genocide
Are you currently spending the rest of your life in the Hague for war crimes? Ooh, bummer, people hate that.
You’re Getting Weird Messages
Do you often wake up to the sound of breaking glass, only to discover a brick in your living room that has a note attached to it that says "Leave town, Freak"? Well, that's not some weird random occurrence. That could mean people are not too fond of you.
Experiences in Jail
You're clearly the weakest person on your cell block, yet not once have you been beaten to within an inch of your life. Well, that's because other inmates would rather not get the tough-guy cred than be associated with someone as uncool as you.
You’re OJ Simpson
Seriously, nobody likes you.
Why else won’t people spend time with… uh, my friend? Let us know in the comments!