7 Ways to Hook Up with a Leprechaun
The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.
With St. Patrick’s Day coming up next week, a lot of people are asking themselves: how do I hook up with one of those hotties known as leprechauns?
Luckily I put together this foolproof guide to winning the heart of that wee green person you’ve got your eyes on. Let me know what you think!
Show them your grillz. They’ll appreciate the gold.
Eat nothing but corn beef, cabbage, and lucky charms for a week straight so they know you have similar taste in food.
Tell them how much you looooove U2.
Douse yourself in Eau de Guinness.
Pick them a four leaf clover. Or a seven leaf clover if you’re from Futurama.
Wear flat shoes.
Draw a picture of them.