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8 Celebrity Tattoo Disasters

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Celebrities are always doing crazy stuff, like getting tattoos. It's entertaining to me though, how many of those tattoos have been big mistakes…

From Johnny Depp, to Rihanna, to Angelina Jolie, there's a ton of celebrities who have inked something stupid on their bods. Hey guys: that's permanent. Ok fine, some of them got them removed but still, don't they think before they do anything??? Apparently that answer is, no.


Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie was so crazy about Bill Bob Thornton that she tattooed his name on her shoulder above a seriously ugly dragon.  When they broke up (five minutes later) she hooked up with Brad Pitt. She eventually had to get her tattoo removed out of respect to Pitt.

Now she doesn't have Billy Bob's name on her shoulder anymore, or the ugly dragon. Instead she got the map coordinates of all of her children's places of birth covering where the dragon and fugly Billy Bob's name used to be. That tattoo may be gone, but what about the one she got for Billy Bob on her va-jay-jay? We still don't know if that's still there. The point is she got a tattoo of an ugly anorexic man's name on her va-jay-jay. Big mistake. Huge.


Halle Berry

Halle Berry her ex-husband's name tattooed on her butt… Berry's ass use to say "David Justice" if you got a good look at it. She's divorced now, and had David's name turned into a sunflower. "I really wish I'd never had the tattoo in the first place," she told Cosmo. A sunflower? A SUNFLOWER? Oh Halle, yeah. You should have just not ever gotten the tattoo, and especially not on your ass. Geez.


Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp was in a serious relationship with shop lifting Winona Ryder way back in the 90's. That's when he made the impulsive mistake of getting "Winona Forever" tattooed on his arm. They broke up (it happens) and he had to change his tattoo to read "Wino Forever." Great Johnny. You're forever a Wino. You like wine. That's fantastic.


Britney Spears

Poor Britney Spears. She's a repeat tattoo mistake offender. First she got a tattoo of a Chinese symbol on her hip that was supposed to say "mysterious." Sadly, it did not say mysterious because Britney obviously didn't check what she was getting permanently put on her body. Guess what it ended up saying? "Strange." Poor Brit Brit. It doesn't end with "strange" though… Next she got "God" tattooed in Hebrew on her neck. BUT IT WAS MISSPELLED. How can someone misspell God??!!  She got that tattoo removed. I hope she doesn't think God doesn't love her. God's love is permanent… unlike your jacked up tattoo.



Rihanna is another repeat bad tattoo offender. Rihanna has TWO jacked-up tattoos! She just got “rebelle fleur,” in French tattooed on her neck, but she put the adjective before the noun which made it "flower rebel." That was the 2nd time she blew it. In 2009, the word “forgiveness” was misspelled in Sanskrit on her side. I feel so bad for these girls. What am I talking about they've got more money than God, no I don't.


Hayden Panettiere

Oh Hayden Panettiere (pictured without head, above). She wanted to get an Italian saying tattooed on her side. And she did. The thing is that it was misspelled. Hayden meant to get the saying “live without regret” in Italian on her side. So she went and got the words “Vivere Senza Rimipiati” tattooed, and she ended up with an extra, unnecessary "i". Hayden admits: “It’s misspelled, whatever. I just put my own spin to it. Chances are I’ll probably get it fixed, but that’s why I love having it on my back because I don’t get bored of it.” Way to play it off Hayden. You're an ac-tress. Now we see why you get the big bucks.


Victoria Beckham

What would you do if your ridiculously good looking husband tattooed your name on himself in another language, but it was misspelled? It happened to Vicky Beckham. "In 2000, David Beckham had wife Victoria Beckham’s name mispelled in Sanskrit on his arm! It ended up saying: “Vihctoria.” Nice job David. Vicky probably was too stressed out trying to count the calories in her one celery stick for the day to notice.


Mike Tyson

Ok, probably the biggest celebrity tattoo mistake is Mike Tyson's FACE TATTOO. Poor Mike. He bit a dude's ear off in a boxing match and then after that seemed to lose his mind… and it all went downhill from there. He got the worst of tattoo offenses: a tribal tattoo… ON HIS FREAKING FACE. There really isn't much more to say about it, is there? I mean, look at him. Poor Mike. At least he owns a pet tiger. That's gotta help, right? No, honestly it probably doesn't.

What do you think about celebrity tattoos? Do you have any or know anyone with tattoo mistakes on your bod? Do tell!

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