8 Facebook ‘Likes’ That Should Make You Question Your Friendships
I think we can all agree that people LOVE liking stuff on Facebook. And I don't think any of us would disagree with liking chocolate chip cookies, Xbox or Taco Bell. Okay, well maybe Taco Bell. BUT STILL! Most of your friends' 'likes' don't bring out rage or doubt even if you don't like them yourself. There are, however, exceptions. 'Likes' that will totally make you question, not only your friendships, but your faith in humanity as well. Here's a look at 8 Facebook 'likes' that you may not wanna know your friends 'like'. You've been warned!
Justin Bieber has more testosterone in his little pinkie than all five of these guys have combined! And that is literally saying nothing! I'll give a pass to pre-pubescent girls, but this is a no-brainer. I just can't have respect for anyone liking this group, who isn't a youthful cesspool of raging hormones. If you do like them you should do it in shameful silence. Are any of your friends Directioners? Yes, I nearly barfed just typing that word.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than Crocs! WHY ARE THESE SHOES SO CREEPY!? Seeing someone wearing these shoes makes me break out in hives. I don't care how comfortable they are for the wearer, they just make everyone else uncomfortable seeing someone in them. Are any of your pals fans of Neanderthal footwear?
I don't even know why Britney Spears liked him and this is a girl who thinks Cheetos are one of the four major food groups! I can only assume that anyone who is a Kevin Federline fan, will one day be one of his future baby mamas. Here's hoping something Darwinian intervenes before that happens! Friends don't let friends 'like' Kevin Federline. Please help!
Even the most diehard Gleeks have abandoned this trainwreck by now…right? I admit to somewhat liking the first season. But soon found myself unable to support the sugary, sentimental 'lessons' being crammed down my throat and the face-mugging, screen-hogging antics of 'star' Lea Michele. What does it say about someone who's still on board? Do you have any friends who need to stop believing?
Whatever, freaks! I'll give a pass to vegetarians because they don't know any better, but there is no excuse for not eating REAL bacon if you're a carnivore. It is undisputable fact that cured pig belly is superior to anything made out of turkey thigh. Personally, I would kick someone's ass if they tried to pass turkey bacon off as the real deal with me. Mmmmm all that thinking about kicking someone's ass has made me hungry for some bacon.
Why? Just keep your Myspace 'like' to yourself. It's embarrassing that you fell for their lame attempts at re-branding.
The only thing lamer than doing an LMS is liking a group to get ideas about making an LMS. I'm a firm believer in coming up with your own ways to look desperate. Yes, there are standards when it comes to wearing your low self-esteem problems on your sleeve!
I don't like doing it, but I'll give a pass to someone liking Twilight, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Alice, hell I'll even let you like Emmett. I'll think you have bad taste, but carry on with your bad taste! You'll grow up one day! I will not however get over the fact that someone is a fan of some kind of devil's spawn who's into bestiality with dog-dudes old enough to be her daddy. On second thought…I take back accepting people who like Bella Swan. She kind of role-modeled bad relationship judgment to Renesmee in the first place!
What are some 'likes' that would make you question a Facebook friendship? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!