8 Fake Numbers To Give Out If A Creeper Is Asking For it
The men…they are THIRSTY. And sometimes they just won’t take no for an answer when it comes to getting those digits. Sure it would be nice to live in a world where you say no and a guy stops asking, but when they just won’t quit, perhaps one of the following numbers will do. There’s a nice variety of choices depending on just how much they need to be put in their place. Which one would you use?
The Rejection Hotline
Need a fake number that isn’t just a dead end, but actually let’s the guy know he’s been rejected? Try 605-475-6968 which politely let’s the guy know that you’re like “No!” about his thirst for you. It’s almost like guys are thirsty for rejection…why else are they so persistant!? Does it ever work?!? Stop letting it work sometimes, fellow ladies!!
God of War Easter Egg Hotline
This is all kinds of awesome. Originally an Easter Egg found when you beat the game, give a guy this number, 1-888-447-5594, and at the very least he gets a dramamtic speech that will maybe give him the confidence to not act like a desperate idiot the next time he encounters a lady he likes.
Give a guy this number, 866-740-4531, and he’ll hear “I am Groot” over and over. Kind of like how you had to hear him asking for your damn number over and over. Clearly this guy likes repetition so it’s a win/win for everyone.
The Loser Line
The ‘Loser Line’ (206-569-5829) was started up by a Seattle radio station, as way for girls to get rid of those pesky losers and wannabe f*ckboys. The Loser Line even allows the guys to leave a voicemail, which could at some point be broadcast. And good riddance to those guys for real. Leaving voicemails is a major red flag IMO.
John Cena Hotline
Have a guy being all aggressive when it comes to hitting on you? Hit back with some powerhouse John Cena. When the guy calls this number, 515-808-2362 he’ll be confronted with Cena’s theme song and airhorns. It’s almost like John Cena is your own personal bodyguard. Second only to him being there IRL.
The Feminist Phone Intervention Hotline
When brushing off a guy just isn’t enough and you want to give the guy a deeper lesson about the power of the Patriarchy, slip him this number (669)-221-6251. This method is Gloria Steinem and Beyonce approved.
Red Cross Donation Number
This one should be reserved for total d-bags. Turn their thirst into something that actually will do some good in the world. When they hand you their phone to get your digits, text REDCROSS to 90999 and donate 10$ to the American Red Cross Foundation. Hey it’s cheaper than them buying you a few drinks!
Decoy Digits gives you numerous fake numbers to choose from and even allows you to see what your harassers were trying to tell you. Of course the easiest thing is for a guy to just be respectful, but that’s asking a lot in this day and age. Thanks, internet for erasing all of our boundaries!
Which one was your favorite? Let me know on twitter or in the comments below!