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8 Things That Made Chris Brown Furious This Week

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Chris Brown has a real temper. In fact, it's probably the thing he's most famous for (besides posting pictures of his junk on the internet). I once saw Chris Brown across the street and waved to him, just waved at him, and it got him so furious that he took a bite out of a mailbox and spit the metal at me. This week has been especially infuriating for Chris. Here are some examples.


Tuesday, 10:20 am

What made him angry: On Good Morning America, Robin Roberts asked him about that time he beat up a super-famous girl singer and left her bleeding on the side of the road.

What he did about it: Yelled at Robin Roberts. Took off shirt. Broke window with chair.


Monday, 6:20am

What made him angry: Jar of Pickles Was Hard To Open

What he did about it: Posted crude drawing of his junk online. Broke window.


Monday, 8:48am:

What he did about it: A Neighbor's dog barked at him while he was Getting His Mail

What he did about it:  Threw his mail at the dog. Called the police. Waited till they got there. Fought the police.


Tuesday, 10:02am:

What made him angry:The News Called For Rain, But It Didn't Rain

What he did about it: Tore out pieces of his hair. Kicked a hole in wall. Screamed into the hole for half an hour.


Monday, 11:48pm:

What made him angry: too many yellow skittles in his skittles package

What he did about it: Set the 7/11 he bought it at on fire. Laughed as he held his hand in the flames. Took off shirt.


Tuesday, 1:32pm:

What made him angry:Waiter brought him coke instead Of Diet Coke

What he did about it: Stabbed a knife through the waiter's hand, trapping it on the table. Forced the waiter to apologize for making him have to "go and do that."


Tuesday, 3:15pm:

What made him angry: Finding ants in his kitchen

What he did about it: He spent the rest of his life flying all over the world crushing every ant, until there were no more ants.


Friday, 7:00pm:

What made him angry: Rebecca Black chose the wrong seat.

What he did about it: Posted mean comments on her YouTube. Took off shirt.


What other things made Chris Brown furious this week? Let us know in the comments!


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