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8 Things We Learned From Mean Girls

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And now we’ve reached the portion of the service where we must bow our heads and pray to our lord and savior, Tina Yahweh Fey. Let her in to your life, as her lessons are endless. Here are just 8 from the book of Mean Girls. Pray with me.


8. Africa is not to be understood

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Sometimes racism is best served piping hot (aka by Amanda Seyfried).


7. A Mother’s love is truly endless

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And so is God’s.


6. Stop blaming Lindsay Lohan!

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We really are the ones to blame here.


5. Teachers don’t get paid enough

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Don’t judge. RENT IS EXPENSIVE. And do you even know the going rate for buttons these days? A LOT.

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4. The female body is extraordinary

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They can tell when its raining AND they act as umbrellas for your belly button.


3. People get rich off of dumb stuff

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Mushy pastry with sticky goo. WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?.


2. Indians are smart

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Stereotypes are often based in reality.


1. Female dogs love to fetch

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What else did Mean Girls teach us? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below!

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