America is Into: The Odd Relationship Of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Sarah‘s weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
Supposedly Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s people confirmed that in fact the two are an item, sans vampire fangs.
But you ask either of them, on any given day, and it is impossible to predict the answer.
And their general awkwardness and then super awkward supposed-to-be-funny barely-kiss upon winning their Best Kiss moon man the MTV Movie Awards, the other night, didn’t do much for their case.
Nor did Robert Pattinson’s thoughts on his Details magazine shoot with a slew of buck-naked models. He told Details magazine, “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
Whether he enjoys the other set of genitalia, it is unclear. But all signs point away from Kristen Stewart’s lady parts. Unless he is hungover, of course.