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Anonymous Threatens To KILL Facebook!?

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I was fine when they took down the Tunisian government. Get your hack on with Rupert Murdoch's News Corp? Have at it, I hate those mofos anyway. But killing Facebook?? Now you've gone too far, Anonymous (I still love you bb, please don't hurt me!) 


Members of the infamous hacker group, Anonymous, have announced that they will take down Facebook on November 5th, Guy Fawkes Day, because of the social network's privacy policy. 

"November 5th will go down in history. One day you will look back on this and realize what we have done here is right, you will thank the rulers of the internet, we are not harming you but saving you." Sounds kind of like when my mom would hit me with a fly swatter and say that it hurt her more than it hurt me.  


Now other members of Anonymous have denied that FacebookOp is an official attack, but did say that hacktivists associated with the group are planning an attack. That's the problem with loosely organized anarchist groups. It's like really, really hard to keep that rogue sh*t in check. And since everyone's anonymous, you don't even know who to stop! These threats could be coming from anyone, anyone I tell ya! Wait, what exactly was my kitty Mr. Fussbudgets doing online last night? Was he really just watching Maru videos again? I've got my eye on you Mister!


Actually,  I'm not too worried about the threat. I mean, why would a group that claims to fight for the rights of the little guy by going after corporations and governments, go after  the thing that the little guys love more than ragging on Justin Bieber? We LOVE living our lives not IRL! I mean, to quote Stephen Colbert, wouldn't that be like Anonymous sticking their penis in a hornet's nest?


And seriously, let's get real here…I'm pretty sure most people on Facebook don't give a crap about keeping things private. I would say people need to make their own privacy policy within themselves. Cause status updates can get REAL NASTY! People will tell you about strange sores, ask questions about their bowel movements and throw peepaw under the bus just to get a reaction. 


And do the people below look like they care about their privacy? I imagine that another photo in this album is the baby popping out of the birth canal and someone immediately topping it with a pair of Yoda ears. 


Of course some say this is a hoax and that the members of Anonymous are the ones trying to get a reaction. So maybe they are just the 'duck-faced girl sticking her butt out in a bathroom mirror pic' of hackers? Here's a look at the spoooooooky threat video:

What say you Smoshers? Are you worried about the latest Anonymous threat? Or do you think it's just an attempt to get some attention? Let's discuss in the comments!

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