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‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ Trailer: This Movie Will Be Big! (Small?)

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A new trailer for Ant-Man and the Wasp came out today!

Even though he started out as one of the lesser-known Marvel heroes, Ant-Man has become one of the comic company’s best characters after stealing the show in Captain America: Civil War. And in this new movie, he’ll be teaming up with The Wasp, who will be played by…

Kate from Lost! That’s amazing! Lost was the best TV show of all time!

Although, this did make me realize how few actors from Lost went on to have the movie careers they deserved. That’s a bummer.

Anyhow, if you haven’t seen the new Ant-Man and the Wasp trailer yet, check it here. Our reactions, both big and small, will follow.

The trailer opens with a flashback to Ant-Man’s time fighting alongside Captain America in Civil War, and it was…

… so cool! Remember when giant Ant-Man snatched Iron Man out of the air?! BAD. ASS.

Although that scene has been in just about every Marvel movie since Civil War came out. It’s kind of lame that Marvel can’t get over that moment. They’re like a high school quarterback who brings up his one big throw in the State finals every day in the break room of the tire store he works at now.

Then we’re treated to a number of big-to-small shenanigans — Ant-Man makes his car small, only to drive under another car and…

… pop it into the air when it reverts to its normal size! OMG. And then The Wasp parkours along throwing knives spinning through the air!! WHOOOOOA. And then Michael Douglas shrinks a building and wheels it away like a traveling suitcase!! CAN! YOU! BELIEVE IT?!

There were probably non-superheroes who worked at that building though. Security guards and janitors and the like. They’re gonna show up to work not knowing what’s going on. It’s sad, is what it is.

Finally, The Wasp tosses a Pez dispenser at a pursuer, shoots it with a blaster, and…

… BLOWS IT UP INTO A MASSIVE PEZ DISPENSER. SO COOL AND FUNNY! THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO RULE! THERE’S NOT A DAMN THING THAT CAN KEEP ME FROM SEEING THIS OPENING NIGHT!

Actually, I’ll probably be busy. I still haven’t seen Thor: Ragnarok. It’s just hard to find time to get to the movies, is all. I have to figure out how to make more time for fun in my life.

What are you most looking forward to in Ant-Man and the Wasp? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

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