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Breast Man Tweets To Death

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Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to the stars and the man responsible for Heidi Montag's freakish transformation…



Died in a horrible car accident on Monday afternoon on Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway.



Moments before the horrible accident Frank Tweeted, "After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the pch west of Malibu.  Much harder than it looks!  Whew!"



Then soon after he Tweeted this picture and, "Border collie jill surveying the view from atop the sand dune."



That was his final Tweet. Dr. Frank Tweets no more. That big dumb whale and those goofy little birds have taken him to that big Twitter cloud in the sky.



Neighbors say that he lived up in Malibu on a tiny street and was texting while driving and that he just accidentally went over the cliff.

Ryan's family was informed by investigators that the Tweeting caused the accident.

His family and celebrity clients are all understandably in mourning. Especially Heidi.



As for Jill the beloved boreder collie, she survived the accident. She has inuries to her head, eye and paw but has already been released from the hospital.



And is recovering comfortably with friends of the late Doctor.


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