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Careers Nintendo Should Have Given Mario Instead of Plumber

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Mario cannot possibly be spending all his time saving the world. I mean, that’s no way to make a living; sure, his girlfriend (?) is rich, and he’s always picking up assorted coins, but the expenses on all of his adventures must be nuts. We all know that he’s mostly been a plumber, and has maybe had other jobs, but what if he broadened his horizons even further? Here are some other jobs I think Mario would be good at…

Wow, I think I might have researched this all TOO well.