Why Celebrity Babies Are Better Than Peasant Babies

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There is no denying that celebrity babies are far cuter than peasant babies. They’re always making headlines and starting trends goo goo-ing and ga ga-ing all over town. I think we can all appreciate their greatness. My neighborhood is full of lame peasant babies and it’s not as good as if it was full of celebrity babies. Here’s why:

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