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Eight Dirty Sounding Words That Aren’t

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There are a lot of words that sound dirty or vulgar, but have very simple or harmless meanings. Here are a few examples…



Reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.

"Uncle Scrooge, Don't be so niggardly with Huey Duey and Louie."  



An instrument for investigating the dichroism of solutions or crystals

"Yo, hand me that dichroscope so I can check out these crazy ass crystals homes!"



Of, pertaining to, or involving punishment, as for crimes or offenses.

Penal Rule #1,  "Don't bend down to pick up the soap in the shower."


A former bronze coin of Great Britain, equal to one-fourth of a British penny: withdrawn in 1961.

"Every time I pulled my uncles finger he would give me a farthing."



A crack, cleft, or fissure: a chink in a wall.

"I had a chink in my iPhone so they replaced it for free."  



Slang. A cigarette.

"Pardon me, but I'm absolutely dying for a fag."



A small triangular bone forming the lower extremity of the spinal column in humans, consisting of four ankylosed rudimentary vertebrae.

"Ouch, I fell and landed on my coccyx."



Lesbos is a Greek island located in the northeastern Aegean Sea.

"Let's party on Lesbos!"