Facebooking Through History
Let's take a historical look at Facebook status updates thorugh the ages, shall we? You may not know it but Facebook has been around well, as long as God has, if not longer (no offense.) Don't beliee me? Here's the proof!
God. The earliest example of "FIRST!"
That smug cockroach. He survives EVERY extinction.
It's weird that the Egyptian soliders chasing Moses and the Israelites had time to update their status…
Jesus: Prince of Peace, AND the first man betrayed on Facebook.
Ceasar got stabbed. Worst get together ever.
So the Catholic Church punished Galileo for stating the truth about our solar system. In the long run, Galileo ended up as a lyric in Bohemian Rhapsody. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CHURCH?
Sir Isaac Newton
Coming up with the theory of gravity because an apple fell on you is the best product placement for any fruit ever.
Oh, snap Franklin. You did NOT just set in motion the revolutionary war.
History is marked through the Facebook status update.
Sorry South, that Civil Rights Act is PASSED. Deal with it!
Don't forget to add Smosh to your facebook!
Which one is your fav? Let us know in the comments below!