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Female Celebrities That Could Beat Up Justin Bieber

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You know how some people just have one of those faces that you just want to punch? You don't even know why. You just look at them and think to yourself, “That person needs to get punched.” Yeah. We think that too. Of course, we're not trying to incite any violence towards Justin Bieber. What we are doing is making a list of Female Celebrities That Could Beat Up Justin Bieber:


Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus's career is on the sliding down the hill fast. Her last movie only made $46,000 in its opening weekend. What better way to give her career a jump start than a Bieber beatdown?


Christina Aguilera

Everyone knows that Christina Aguilera and Justin Bieber don't get along. You can see the above video where she gives the evil eye after a hug. Instead of The Voice, Christina should start a new reality show called The Fist. Every week contestants are judged on how well their beat up Justin Bieber.


Betty White

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Not many people know this, but Betty White is actually a retired super spy. She used to take down evil dictators. There's no way she would have any trouble taking down Bieber.


Dakota Fanning

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We're not talking about the Dakota Fanning of today. Of course, modern day Dakota Fanning could easily beat up Justin Bieber. We're talking about the Dakota Fanning that was in I Am Sam. Even at 6 years old, Dakota Fanning would take Bieber down in one punch.


Selena Gomez

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Selena Gomez is admittedly pretty frail. She has suffered from an iron deficiency whose symptons include fatigue, dizzyness, and headaches. Despite that, she could still totally kick Justin Bieber's @$$.


Marg Helgenberger

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This may seem like an odd choice for this list. When Justin Bieber was on the set of CSI, Marg Helgenberger said that he acted like a total brat. After working on CSI for so long, Marg has to have picked up a few tricks on how to cover her tracks.


Michelle Obama

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Have you seen the guns on this lady? When Michelle isn't out promoting her gardening book, she spends the rest of her time doing push-ups while listening to opera music and staring angrily at a photo of Justin Bieber. She's going to get all First Lady on his @$$.


Chloe Moretz

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Chloe played Hit Girl in the movie Kick-@$$. She can take down a room full of armed killers. The only problem with her beating up Bieber is that she might not be able to stop. Bieber, One Direction, The Jonas Brothers. It will be a teen pop starmageddon.


Who else do you think could beat up Justin Bieber? Let me know @zachlunch or tell us in the comments!


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