Very Best Of FMLife: Graduation Edition!
I've seen the fourth season of every show ever on the CW, so I know—graduation is hard. You leave childhood behind and move into adulthood, where you have unlimited freedom, new expereinces, and, well, responsibilities. Damnit. Can we go back to childhood? Please?
Please like me
Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
A figure from my past, returned!
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
About that excellence…
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
An important step
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Grandma will get a kick out of it
Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
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