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Football Is Back, So Uh… Who Are the Good Players?

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If you’re anything like me, you don’t give a fart’s fart about football (or sports in general). But you need to know some stuff about what’s happening in football so you can maintain an amount of dignity in the eyes of your football-obsessed friends. Here’s what I found out about football for the non-sports obsessed person.

Well, there you have it. I gave up because the NFL is stupid and so are its fans. Also football fans have no ego and I’m sure if you’re a football fan, you ain’t mad at me. Right? Tell me you love me on Twitter @bjrainstein and have an unathletic day!