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To All the Girls I Loved Before: The Letters I Wrote to My Crushes

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To All the Boys I’ve Loved before is a huge hit, and if I’d known Netflix would buy a movie from you that was based on the idea of writing letters to people you had crushes on, I’d have gotten in on that game right away. The only difference is that my movie about the letters I wrote to my crushes would be one of those true crime documentaries. Think The Keepers, only more disturbing. Anyway, here is but a smattering of the letters I wrote to all the girls I’ve loved before…

I am a true poet.