100 Goats Ran Wild in an Idaho Neighborhood and It Made Everyone’s F*cking Day

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About a hundred goats ran loose in a neighborhood in Boise, Idaho today, going from house to house eating f*cking everything in sight. And the best part — besides the whole “100 goats are on the loose” thing — was that no one knew where the hell they came from…

In world of dreary news headlines, this was a rare gift for Twitter…

Unfortunately, someone ruined everything when they explained the mystery and rounded up all the goats 🙁

And thus, the only good thing that happened this year was over as quickly as it began. But don’t be sad that it’s over, kids — be grateful it happened. And remember — some heroes wear capes, while others wear horns.

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