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Groundhog’s Day Pick-Up Lines

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I am a firm believer that everyday is a good day for a pick-up line but Holidays are the best time to throw down some cheesy one-liners.

Here are a few of my favorite Groundhog's Day pick-up lines! Take notes!


I would burrow into the ground with you!

What is a better way to show your level of commitment than to offer to dig into the earth with that special someone?


Your underground den or mine?

By offering a choice you remove the dreaded “No” answer. Although she might just tell you to piss off.


I have seen my shadow, can I have 6 weeks of you?

I have found that a good majority of my relationships sour after a month or so… so 6 weeks is a good timetable.


Blah blah blah Groundhogs day, wanna make out?

If you are too intoxicated to formulate a full sentence you will want to keep this little gem handy.


I have Punxsutawney Phil in my pants and it has been a long winter.

I think that most women understand that men name their wedding tackle, and hopefully the fact that you named yours such a funny and obscure name will pique her interest.


Wanna hibernate?

Most women are snugglers, this line is sure to work.


If you were my shadow I would want to see you every time!

This is a very cheesy line and when said tongue-in-cheek, a winner as well.


I don't mean to brag but I am known for my burrowing skills.

Warning! This line is as likely to get you slapped as it is to work. I like those odds!


If I had you I would not mind reliving the same day over and over!

With a nod to Bill Murray's 1993 movie Groundhog's Day, this line is sure to at least get you a smile.

Got any other funny Groundhog's Day pick-up lines? Let us know in the comments below!


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